jacksimus

A craving of sniffing random peoples buttholes. Usually on hot sweaty days after eating spicy tacos.

Ohh baby after we eat can I Jacksimus you?

That butthole was superb for jacksimusing

by Chazknight March 25, 2021

jackspussystretcher

the best gc in the world

jacks favorite gc is jackspussystretcher

by darlinavery November 11, 2020

Jacksimp

A male, normally ages 13 - 21, who thinks that Viggo Mortensen breaking his toes in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002 movie adaptation, by Peter Jackson is the greatest thing to happen in the histoy of cinema, and ignores every single aspect of the movies that somewhat goes against or directly contradict JRR Tolkiens writing and storytelling. Some even go so far to insult and undermine Tolkien's son Christopher, who continued editing and publishing his fathers unfinished works for 4 decades, and has expressed extreme disdain for Jackson's movies.

A known breeding ground for Jacksimps is r/LOTRmemes.

Man, people who read the first 3 chapters of Lord of the Rings and stop because the pacing is slower than the movies are real Jacksimps.

by PhoenixTrite September 28, 2020

blackimus jackimus

You know

Im gonna Blakcimus Jackimus this bitch until she Blackimus Jackimus

by Stormsurge 420 June 24, 2022

Jackituss

Adjective. (Jah-kite-uss). Definition: Being a jack-ass and passing judgment on the regular.

Look at this Ali guy; he thinks he's better then everyone. What a jackituss.

by Ellen_Chellen' August 1, 2012

Jacksis

To call someone jacksis, in other words: When someone gets fucked, or something unfortunate happens to them (like falling down the stairs and dislocating their arm), they got called jacksis.

He just got called jacksis

by Jacksis December 31, 2020

Jasimus

An average black woman who has a purple vagina and turns into a robot at night. Appears in the form of a slutty virgin by day. Jasimus' are rare creatures.

"Last night, I thought I was molesting a whore but it was actually a Jasimus!"

by Chelsimus December 22, 2008