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jackspussystretcher 

jacks favorite gc is jackspussystretcher
jackspussystretcher by darlinavery November 11, 2020

Jacksimp 

A male, normally ages 13 - 21, who thinks that Viggo Mortensen breaking his toes in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002 movie adaptation, by Peter Jackson is the greatest thing to happen in the histoy of cinema, and ignores every single aspect of the movies that somewhat goes against or directly contradict JRR Tolkiens writing and storytelling. Some even go so far to insult and undermine Tolkien's son Christopher, who continued editing and publishing his fathers unfinished works for 4 decades, and has expressed extreme disdain for Jackson's movies.

A known breeding ground for Jacksimps is r/LOTRmemes.
Man, people who read the first 3 chapters of Lord of the Rings and stop because the pacing is slower than the movies are real Jacksimps.
Jacksimp by PhoenixTrite September 28, 2020

blackimus jackimus

Im gonna Blakcimus Jackimus this bitch until she Blackimus Jackimus
Adjective. (Jah-kite-uss). Definition: Being a jack-ass and passing judgment on the regular.
Look at this Ali guy; he thinks he's better then everyone. What a jackituss.
Jackituss by Ellen_Chellen' August 1, 2012
To call someone jacksis, in other words: When someone gets fucked, or something unfortunate happens to them (like falling down the stairs and dislocating their arm), they got called jacksis.
He just got called jacksis
Jacksis by Jacksis December 31, 2020
An average black woman who has a purple vagina and turns into a robot at night. Appears in the form of a slutty virgin by day. Jasimus' are rare creatures.
"Last night, I thought I was molesting a whore but it was actually a Jasimus!"
Jasimus by Chelsimus December 22, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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