an energetic Bafana Bafana fan who rejoices and happily goes crazy everytime the country of South Africa is brought up in a conversation or when they are supporting the South African National Team.
When something goes wrong and it's all your fault, it's an excuse to try and rid yourself of any blame. This comes from the 2010 FIFA World Cup where the gameball, named the Jabulani, has been the target of complaint by goalkeepers and players alike to cover up poor play.
Pissed Guy: Dude, you just rear-ended my car!
Other Guy: It wasn't my fault, it was the Jabulani.
Teacher: You just failed the last test. Did you just not choose to study?!
Student: I studied all night. It was the Jabulani.
English Commentator: Bloody hell, Rob Green just let in an easy goal! He's a very skilled keeper so it must just be that Jabulani
"A most delicious adult beverage consisting of a glass of Red Bull and a shot of Tangueray and taken like a jagerbomb resulting in an explosion of flavor in your mouth much like sweetarts."
" Yo man, I don't know about you, but I could go for a Jabbull!"