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Jabbleass: (adj.) when an effort has been made at something but the result is actually worse than if nothing had been done at all. Notably there is something that is ridiculously off/mismatched. It may result in something looking chaotic or fubar.

Example: a house with static multicolored christmas lights except one of the strands is all blue and flashing.
Or
A toupee that isn't blended
Or

the current oval office with a million gold doodads everywhere

Jabbleass can be a verb (He really jabbleassed that up!) and a noun, ie. Jabbleassery.
That crayon-on-cardboard Trump yard sign that spelled "Freedom" wrong is so jabbleass.
Jabbleass by ManiacalV May 10, 2026
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Jahblessed/Jahbless 

To receive a gift or a blessing. Also refers to being water baptized.
“I’m about to Jahblessed/Jahbless my guy with this bag of Tostitos
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jabiless 

Something only Kim Kibum (Key) from SHINee is.
(Word he included in one of his Instagram updates, that has now become legendary in the SHINee World fandom.)
"of course i'm practicing # of course he is ONEW # of course i'm jabiless"
jabiless by HushedxAngel December 28, 2013
(noun) jab-les (rhymes with "tables"): A Fiji water drinking, mandals wearing, Elliot Smith listening man-child.
The Death Cab for Cutie show was populated by a few hundred jabbles.
jabbles by thisshitisgenius May 4, 2008
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026