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Jabbleass: (adj.) when an effort has been made at something but the result is actually worse than if nothing had been done at all. Notably there is something that is ridiculously off/mismatched. It may result in something looking chaotic or fubar.

Example: a house with static multicolored christmas lights except one of the strands is all blue and flashing.
Or
A toupee that isn't blended
Or

the current oval office with a million gold doodads everywhere

Jabbleass can be a verb (He really jabbleassed that up!) and a noun, ie. Jabbleassery.
That crayon-on-cardboard Trump yard sign that spelled "Freedom" wrong is so jabbleass.
Jabbleass by ManiacalV May 10, 2026
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Jahblessed/Jahbless 

To receive a gift or a blessing. Also refers to being water baptized.
“I’m about to Jahblessed/Jahbless my guy with this bag of Tostitos
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jabiless 

Something only Kim Kibum (Key) from SHINee is.
(Word he included in one of his Instagram updates, that has now become legendary in the SHINee World fandom.)
"of course i'm practicing # of course he is ONEW # of course i'm jabiless"
jabiless by HushedxAngel December 28, 2013
(noun) jab-les (rhymes with "tables"): A Fiji water drinking, mandals wearing, Elliot Smith listening man-child.
The Death Cab for Cutie show was populated by a few hundred jabbles.
jabbles by thisshitisgenius May 4, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026