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Jabbleass: (adj.) when an effort has been made at something but the result is actually worse than if nothing had been done at all. Notably there is something that is ridiculously off/mismatched. It may result in something looking chaotic or fubar.

Example: a house with static multicolored christmas lights except one of the strands is all blue and flashing.
Or
A toupee that isn't blended
Or

the current oval office with a million gold doodads everywhere

Jabbleass can be a verb (He really jabbleassed that up!) and a noun, ie. Jabbleassery.
That crayon-on-cardboard Trump yard sign that spelled "Freedom" wrong is so jabbleass.
Jabbleass by ManiacalV May 10, 2026
Words you can keep

Jahblessed/Jahbless 

To receive a gift or a blessing. Also refers to being water baptized.
“I’m about to Jahblessed/Jahbless my guy with this bag of Tostitos

jabiless 

Something only Kim Kibum (Key) from SHINee is.
(Word he included in one of his Instagram updates, that has now become legendary in the SHINee World fandom.)
"of course i'm practicing # of course he is ONEW # of course i'm jabiless"
jabiless by HushedxAngel December 28, 2013
(noun) jab-les (rhymes with "tables"): A Fiji water drinking, mandals wearing, Elliot Smith listening man-child.
The Death Cab for Cutie show was populated by a few hundred jabbles.
jabbles by thisshitisgenius May 4, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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