Jaalon

A boss kid, with a sexy body and personality. As well as a 12 inch.

I saw a kid trip over yesterday.. Looked like he tripped over his penis. He must be a Jaalon.

by jzdshbasdofhbaf January 2, 2012

jablonoscope

1. Invented from the family name first found in the invasion of the Nazi, and was spread to the USSR of Communism. (“Jablonowska”, - ligma’s second victim.)
2. A popular word for gamers in a battle royale game, such as Fortnite, PUBG and also Minecraft (Cuz there’s fall damage). Also a popular term used by Youtubers and Streamers when gets killed by a default skin. ( F**king Jablonoscope me you little s**t).

There is a player in front us, I’m gonna launch pad and 360 Jablonoscope him.
*Dies from fall damage*

by JabJabFromFlexTape September 13, 2018

Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab

connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor

by the creator of bongo jalongos December 8, 2012

Jaylon

Jaylon- A tall, adorable yet handsome, good looking, charming, Sophisticated male with a huge dick ,and brown eyes. A guy that knows exactly what you want.Someone who puts a smile on your face. Do anything for. He's also is a great kisser

must have been a "Jaylon

by kelsey143454 June 24, 2011

jaylon

A great guy who's heart has been broken many times,he loves basketball and is a really great friend,he loves to joke around alot.

Jaylon is the best guy I've ever met to bad he's always getting hurt.

by Basketball 225 June 13, 2017

Jalon

Is Amazing Handsome, Strong, Tall, Sexy, and dark skin. His brown eyes are captivating and his smile is intoxicating with the Sexiest Deep voice your ears will ever hear. Is the Best man (if your Lucky enough) to have Love you. Making your heartbeat like no one ever has. Everyone wants to be his friend and every girl Dreams of being his girlfriend.

One look back at my dark Sexy Jalon with his surfboard in hand always takes this American's girls breath away and leaves me speechless in love..

by Im_thegoat March 5, 2018

jablonskied

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.

i just jablonskied that kid.

by moahmar March 21, 2012