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Just Wash Them

JWT is an acronym, that is conscious of how obnoxious acronyms are, hence it is not nice on the tongue
the only reason anybody would ever use it is to take the piss at a stranger who wrote a whole 100 pages document called the JWT Handbook.

Bob: I don't believe in the Roni
Alice: OMG, JWT you twat, or I'm gonna bring the handbook

JWT by RustleNuts January 18, 2022

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JWT

Just Wasting Time
JWT is an advertising agency best known for making ads that wastes people time.

Oh! Not another JWT commercial! I'm off to the rest room before the start of the show.

JWT by Slack Train July 23, 2018

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Related Words

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JWTLYK

Just Wanted To Let You Know. See also JWTLYN for people who can't spell 'know.'

JWTLYK that "know" starts with a "k," not an "n."

JWTLYK by userboy February 26, 2013

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jwtty

abv. meaning Just Wanted To Tell You

A.I.M. Instant Messanger
fagboy:umm you know I love you
joshlanger:....................
fagboy:jwtty
fagboy:are you there??
fagboy:hellllllllllloooooooooooooooo
joshlager sighned off at 8:16 pm

jwtty by Alyssa_Blaire January 4, 2007

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Jwtk

Just want to know

But I jwtk something...

Jwtk by Seach1cken June 18, 2016

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jwtdo

Just What The Doctor Ordered

Last night was great... jwtdo!

jwtdo by usa2date January 10, 2008

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JWTF

Jesus What The Fuck?

more exaggerrated than What The Fuck (WTF)

JWTF did you do to my car?
Washed it with rocks, dude.

JWTF by AngoraFelize January 8, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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