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Jesus What The Fuck?

more exaggerrated than What The Fuck (WTF)
JWTF did you do to my car?
Washed it with rocks, dude.
JWTF by AngoraFelize January 8, 2009
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Acronym for "just wanna be friends." Everyone gets it at least once in their life.
Joseph: Hey, would you like to go out with me?
Jane: Thats sweet but i jwbf.
Joseph: ok

*Awkwardness for the rest of their lives
jwbf by rejected43445 August 18, 2011
Jwtfd
Sarah: I am so depressed.
Sam: ya I jwtfd

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026