JPerv

Dirty Dirty Dirty Man

That guy is a total JPerv, man he needs to GROW UP!

JUST KIDDING

I love you Justin

by Zoe Holder September 29, 2004

jervic

skateboarding slang for cool

"dude that was a jervic frontside lip-slide

by desire'e agius November 1, 2005

Jervi

To jervi is to deficate or release one's bowels leaving it all up to the gods and pray it goes in the toilet properly.

I gotta jervi really, rrreally bad!!

by Oxxy_Montalvy August 26, 2016

Jam Jackin Jervis

Jam Jackin Jervis is a well known figure in the GTA in Canada. JJJ is well known for stealing almost anything, from car tires to laptops. Jam Jackin Jervis loves to also steal things from partys. Eventually the phrase "Jam Jacked" has transpired into a phrase said by those who have had somthing stolen from them.

*Child enters his hallway at school and see's his locker has been cut*
Student 1 "Looks like Jam Jackin Jervis has been here!"
Student 2 "Ahhhhh, I've been Jam Jacked!"

by Jervis69 September 9, 2009

Jervert

Someone who exhibits characteristics of a jerk and pervert simultaneously.

Look at how Shan treats him. What a jervert.

by joshan0405 January 17, 2011

Jerve

A fuck boy who likes to break girls hearts and thinks its okay. He plays with your emotions and is a total jerk. Most jerves usually got a pretty boy face and are light skin. Ladies don't be fooled he's just waiting to rip your heart open and use you

'O look its jerve'
'Yea don't get too close, he'll break your heart'

by sunia February 11, 2017

jerved

Jerving or to jerve is a surprise jizz on an unsuspecting person, animal, or thing. This is much like but not to be confused with a person being served with a legal document or being owned in some kind of competition.

Mad Dog: Yo Lil Rea, i went up to this chick last night and asked her what her name was.

Lil Rea: what happend next?

Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"

or

Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?

Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!

by BonerChamp6969 April 29, 2009