Jostled
Jostled by Doggystyle876 June 4, 2017
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jostlefoxing by oddwallawallawalla September 22, 2009
jostlebag
The hairy sack between the male's legs. Manipulating, adjusting or "jostling" this sack is apparently a male ritual.
1. It was really hot out, so I had to shake my jostlebag loose a couple of times.
2. That chick is a freak. She tried to make tea with my jostlebag.
2. That chick is a freak. She tried to make tea with my jostlebag.
jostlebag by Hank Spatter July 6, 2004
Chicago cross-jostle
A sexual act. A Chicago cross-jostle is performed thus:
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
Chicago cross-jostle by Eldon Stump July 4, 2006
Jimbo jostle
E.g Peter- let's go out for a drink at 7, Fraser - sure I'll see you then. 7 comes round and Peter is nowhere to be seen and uncontactable.
You've been given the Jimbo jostle
You've been given the Jimbo jostle
Jimbo jostle by Benji90 December 1, 2020
knob jostler
(noun): an enthusiastic jerk off;
A person who likes to aggressively rub you the wrong way with the wreckless abandon of someone aggressively working the joystick of an 80's arcade game
A person who likes to aggressively rub you the wrong way with the wreckless abandon of someone aggressively working the joystick of an 80's arcade game
Man: (after getting cut off on the highway) First this guy has the nerve to cut me off and now he's going to give me the finger?! Would you look at this knob jostler!
knob jostler by HookfaceSteve June 7, 2018