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A really smart guy who’s also funny and really nice and good at everything.
Johhan has so much dignity
Johhan by Cudilover999 January 17, 2022
The correct response to give when someone online asks for your age, sex, and location. Spamming is encouraged.
"Hey!"
"Hello there."
"asl?"
"JOHHNY JOHHNY JOHHNY JOHHNY JOHHNY JOHHNY"

Your conversational partner has disconnected
johhny by eccentroBiologist October 15, 2011
The BEST username for any of your games, it will instantly make you a GOD. I can assure you it will NOT be taken as it is an extremely rare username and NO Hacker will guess it. Also, it's an astonishing, superb, pleasant, admirable name for all children!
Scenario 1:
Guy 1: This guy just aced his test! He is so smart!
Guy 2: I know he is such a Johhny
Scenario 2:
Guy 1: What username should I pick for my League Of Legends name?
Guy 2: Johhny is by FAR the best username. If you use that username it will instantly make you COOLER!
Johhny by Johhny23 October 12, 2018
A hero with a huge cock. He loves to blow his wad right through your SC in Star Wars Commander.
Yo man, you just had your 8th kid? You such a Johhar.
Johhar by Johhar Kessen June 30, 2018

Johhny Depp Fish Tiddies 

A cold and clammy leathery flap of skin that is owned by the very cool man Johnny Depp.

Slang: A general show of gratitude or appreciation but could be used as a wild card an any situation.
Sir Johhny your fish tits are looking phenomenal. Very healthy. Yes.

Dude that's so Johhny Depp Fish Tiddies of you.

Johhny's Hot Dogs 

Johhny's hot dogs is only the best hot dog joint in the world. Located on Highway 31 in Buttzville NJ, it is a one of a kind. They serve hot dogs with either ketchup or mustard and a pickel, french fries, birch beer and buttermilk(don't try it). That's it. Simplicity is the best part, but if your allergic to peanuts. UR Beat!
Yo im starving can we stop at Johhny's Hot Dogs on the way home.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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