JOCOD

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2 weeks prior to going home on military leave when you are on deployment you have reached your JOCOD. This is to ensure you can give your loved one or some random girl 2 full weeks of stored, pent-up, high powered blast of man juice.

SSG Steven: Man I can't wait I just reached my JOCOD.

SGT Mankins: Just 2 weeks and you can give her all you got

SSG Steven: I hope I can make it two weeks.

JOCOD by Airborne CA November 2, 2011

Words you can keep

jocd

Jewish Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - an unhealthy obsession with Jews, Judaism and related issues

Since she was infected with JOCD, she reads Israeli newspapers, is very critical of Jews, subscribes to a bunch of Jewish related youtube channels but lives in Europe and is a catholic.

jocd by Haramatcal October 20, 2015

Related Words

JOCOD • JoCo • Joodgie • Joodie • joodle • joody • jocade • JSCODA • jacod • jacodie

Jood

Jood is usually a girl with brown hair and brown eyes. Jood is a caring, loving person. She is so funny. Jood hates drama but is always put into it. She does not make anyone feel left out. She knows what friends to keep close. She has a very nice personality and everyone always wants to be around her. Jood is super pretty. You either become her friend or fall in love with her but their is no way you hate her. She is so fun and spirited. You always need a Jood in your life.

"That girl is so hot, she is probably a Jood."
"Jood is so nice!"

Jood by Queen.Of.comebacks July 23, 2016

Jocosa

The name Jocosa means brilliant. She is a gorgeous girl with extreme wit about her. She is kind and caring for others, always putting herself second to those she loves. She can brighten your darkest of days whether it is with her radiant beauty or her sarcastic charm to make you laugh. Jocosa is incredible.

Jocosa has it all.

Jocosa by Mom21 February 6, 2010

jocose

Verbally funny.

"Well Taylor you're very jocose today."

"Thanks?"

jocose by Humbled Fan January 30, 2009

Jooda

Calling someone a Jooda is calling one a fat smelly indian man

holy shit jaxon looks like a jooda right now
Gives me jooda vibes

Jooda by Suresh meow meow July 10, 2022

jockodacious

Adjective term meaning extraordinarily good and relating to Scotland. Term is combination of Jock (slang for Scotsman) and bodacious.

James McFadden's wonder-goal for Scotland against France in Paris 2007 was most jockodacious!

I've just got a totally jockodacious jacket to wear with my kilt on Tartan Army trips.

jockodacious by haileys February 16, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026