JOCOD

Jerk Off Cut Off Date

2 weeks prior to going home on military leave when you are on deployment you have reached your JOCOD. This is to ensure you can give your loved one or some random girl 2 full weeks of stored, pent-up, high powered blast of man juice.

SSG Steven: Man I can't wait I just reached my JOCOD.

SGT Mankins: Just 2 weeks and you can give her all you got

SSG Steven: I hope I can make it two weeks.

by Airborne CA November 2, 2011

jocd

Jewish Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - an unhealthy obsession with Jews, Judaism and related issues

Since she was infected with JOCD, she reads Israeli newspapers, is very critical of Jews, subscribes to a bunch of Jewish related youtube channels but lives in Europe and is a catholic.

by Haramatcal October 20, 2015

Jood

Jood is usually a girl with brown hair and brown eyes. Jood is a caring, loving person. She is so funny. Jood hates drama but is always put into it. She does not make anyone feel left out. She knows what friends to keep close. She has a very nice personality and everyone always wants to be around her. Jood is super pretty. You either become her friend or fall in love with her but their is no way you hate her. She is so fun and spirited. You always need a Jood in your life.

"That girl is so hot, she is probably a Jood."
"Jood is so nice!"

by Queen.Of.comebacks July 23, 2016

Jocosa

The name Jocosa means brilliant. She is a gorgeous girl with extreme wit about her. She is kind and caring for others, always putting herself second to those she loves. She can brighten your darkest of days whether it is with her radiant beauty or her sarcastic charm to make you laugh. Jocosa is incredible.

Jocosa has it all.

by Mom21 February 6, 2010

jocose

Verbally funny.

"Well Taylor you're very jocose today."

"Thanks?"

by Humbled Fan January 30, 2009

Jooda

Calling someone a Jooda is calling one a fat smelly indian man

holy shit jaxon looks like a jooda right now
Gives me jooda vibes

by Suresh meow meow July 10, 2022

jockodacious

Adjective term meaning extraordinarily good and relating to Scotland. Term is combination of Jock (slang for Scotsman) and bodacious.

James McFadden's wonder-goal for Scotland against France in Paris 2007 was most jockodacious!

I've just got a totally jockodacious jacket to wear with my kilt on Tartan Army trips.

by haileys February 16, 2008