jocose
Verbally funny.
jocose by Humbled Fan January 30, 2009
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Exceptionalxenobioticexpedient jocose-modus
A humorously unprecedented irregularity of unbiological mannerisms and or workings from a mechanical makeup; such as AI, sentience or not.
The first sentient AI Sophia wanting to. feel equal and getting citizenship is a exceptionalxenobioticexpedient jocose-modus behavior that we've never encountered before in technology.
Exceptionalxenobioticexpedient jocose-modus by Hazardous material P.A. August 16, 2019
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Jojosexual
Jojosexual by Jojo Brando November 7, 2018
Joosey
Joosey by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018
Jojosexual
Someone who expresses an attraction to those affiliated with the show JoJo’s Bizzare Adventures. These people are sexually and or attracted to the characters of this fictional show.
Person 1: Wow, did you hear that jared is jojosexual?
Person 2: No way! I mean, who wouldn’t want to tap Bruno’s juicy ass?
Person 2: No way! I mean, who wouldn’t want to tap Bruno’s juicy ass?
Jojosexual by weewooman February 29, 2020
Joose Laugh
Laughing hysterically and unreasonably after consuming the malt liquor drink "JOOSE." (aaaaahhhaahhaaaahhhaaa)
Joose Laugh by Connorjoose December 14, 2010
joose nozzles
Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.
The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.
Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.
Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!
joose nozzles by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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