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To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.

It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.

To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.

To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.
GOOD GOD! I'VE JUST BEEN JOOSAB-ED!
Joosab by JustAnotherPenguin November 25, 2010
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Verbally funny.
"Well Taylor you're very jocose today."

"Thanks?"
jocose by Humbled Fan January 30, 2009

Jojosapien

A human that has evolved in intelect and in physical abilities from watching and reading the anime/manga Jojo's Bizarre adventure. In return for their superior abilities they have to make a jojo reference every 12 hours. Also tries their best to be manly.
Police officer: it was you, Joe, who crushed that man's skull between your thighs, wasn't it?
Jojosapien: ha no,
Jojospaien: Kono dio da!
Jocsany is pretty loyal girl who is faithful to the guy she's with. She wouldn't mind leaving all her guy friends bc if she's loves someone she wouldn't care losing anyone . Very smart girl knows what she's doing , an energetic girl , athletic loves sports , like running.
Guy 1: Did you see Jocsany with that dress on dude !! She's soo fine .

Guy 2: DUDE I know ! Her man is very lucky to have her .
jocsany by JustGeoFacts. July 24, 2017
Jocsan: Jazz good
Jocsan by The Speed 69 October 24, 2020

Novax Jocksabitch 

Any celebrity or celebrity sports star who believe because of their fame they can ignore a country’s entrance rules.
I can’t believe that Novax Jocksabitch is still trying to get into the country, he should just go home.
Novax Jocksabitch by stuartc1 January 11, 2022