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JIZZZ JUICE

JIZZZ JUICE IS A NEW ENERGY DRINK ON THE GLOBAL MARKET… JIZZZ JUICE… GIVES YOU LIFE!
Drink a JIZZZ JUICE before making out, you’re guaranteed to give life!
by GCSTYLE September 28, 2023
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jizzy juice

When one ejaculates into a cup or jar. After which the male or female consumes the seminal fluid or Jizz.
Dude, i was making jizzy juice for my woman and she got AIDS lulz! then she gave me assmilkyballs.
by skimmboarder August 8, 2008
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Jizz Juice

Nutting in a cup and having a girl swallow it. Can be mixed with rum or vodka
I had rough sex with karen after she drank my jizz juice
by zcupp September 22, 2010
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Jizz Juice

noun A fine beverage sourced right from within the penis. Characterised by its creamy appearance and consistency, it contains subtle hints of vanilla and notes of sperm. It has a frothy texture and is white in colour. It’s a nice refreshment that pairs well with eating ass.
“She drank up that jizz juice when’s she was giving me that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy
by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021
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Juice Jizz

The accidental occurrence of E-juice spilling or drizzling it's way over parts of your vape you deem undesirable, usually when refilling your tank.
"Great, now there's juice jizz all over my vape."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."
by StrangeDeucey June 27, 2019
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Jizz and Juice

When you spooge in a girls brown-eye then you piss in it R. Kelly style and you make another ho-bag toss it back like a shot out of bitch #1's rectum.
Yo ladies, you thirsty? Time for some jizz and juice.
by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 22, 2004
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Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE
by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022
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