Definitions by skimmboarder

jizzy juice 

When one ejaculates into a cup or jar. After which the male or female consumes the seminal fluid or Jizz.

Dude, i was making jizzy juice for my woman and she got AIDS lulz! then she gave me assmilkyballs.

jizzy juice by skimmboarder August 8, 2008

jizz fight

a fight when throwing or slapping one and other with the male seminal fluid involving 2 or more men.

Male1: So at work today i had to do alot of filing for the boss.

Male2: that sounds boring what i di

Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!

ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

jizz fight by skimmboarder August 7, 2008

emutastic 

the description of something so fantastical that one screeches like an emu.

Paul: I raped your mom last night.

Gage: That's emutastic!

Paul: That's what she said!

emutastic by skimmboarder July 1, 2008