5 definitions by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher

baked salmon

When a girls twat is burnt from tanning in the buff

Man I hooked up with Sarah, but she had baked salmon like a motherfucker, she was burnt to a crisp.

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

man pleaser

your dirty cock sucking mouth

Shut your man pleaser Lindsey

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 31, 2004

Jizz and Juice

When you spooge in a girls brown-eye then you piss in it R. Kelly style and you make another ho-bag toss it back like a shot out of bitch #1's rectum.

Yo ladies, you thirsty? Time for some jizz and juice.

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 22, 2004

Muff Admiral

When a guy is dating a girl and she is so loose that hes needs a ship to get her off.

Ever since John has been dating Kerri, hes made the rank of Muff Admiral.

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

peter-cheeks

A female who loves to tcikle the sausage with her esphogas

"Man look at the peter-cheeks on that girl"

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004