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JIMS

JIMS, The king of kings
by whosoever May 8, 2011
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JIMS

Stands for: Jesus Is My Savior

Describes a person who is conservative due to extremely strict religious beliefs.

You can typically spot a JIMS if they have a lot of Facebook photos with their Church friends.
They don't do any sexual or illicit activities such as partying as they view it as against their religion.

Typical things that a JIMS would say is:

"I really hope my church friend asks me to prom!"
"No sorry, I'm waiting until marriage"
"I don't need a man because I have Jesus!"
"Don't worry, I'll pray for you"
Guy 1: Dude she's really cute. Should I ask her to prom?

Guy 2: Sorry man. She's a JIMS. She is already going with her church friend after they have dinner with their pastor after talking about the book of Genesis.
by j.park September 23, 2016
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jim-jim

n. a person of poor social standing, widely disrespected and completely untrustworthy, a hustler or con artist.
"He loaned his ride to a couple of them jim-jims uptown, now he's walkin'."
"I want to be a jim-jim just like Uncle Bobby, ride around in a big spensive car and drink whiskey all the time."
by buddyray June 11, 2006
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Jimmed

To be sodomized, to engage in anal sex as the bottom or receiver. Can be used as derogatory remark or to describe an actual event.
1)Man, our ball team got totally Jimmed!

2)Josh is walking funny because he got Jimmed last night!
by Ske Ter August 11, 2008
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Jimming It

Taking an excessively long time to make a move on someone you’re attracted to. Laying groundwork for months or even years in hopes that your relationship will one day become romantic.
‘Can you believe that guy in sales? He’s really jimming it with the receptionist. I mean, it’s been 2 years, make a move already.’
by Chronos the Bear November 17, 2021
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Jim

Jim (1) - a comedic way of spelling gym among

gym rats.
Jim (2) - Also means gym.
Jim (3) - Could be the name of a person as well.
Gym bro (1): I am not happy, what shall I do?
Gym bro (2): No happy? We go jim now!
by mrzondo332 June 21, 2022
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Jim

Jim is the mythical beast who works at every office in America. But he is almost present. The last time he was present at work was last year before Christmas
Boss: yeah once your done with that 710.30 put it on Jims desk
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