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JASUB

(J)ust (A)nother (S)tupid (U)nreliable (B)itch ... acronym created by Jeff Chandler
Every single girl on this fucking earth is JASUB.
by Jeff June 10, 2006
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Januba

This name (Januba) comes from an Arabic word which means جنوب 'south' and جانبا 'addition'. Someone who has this name is destined for success and good fortune. Also has luck and charm.
"Like Januba is simplicity or سيادة الجنوب"
by Mr. E use December 9, 2018
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Jakub

A really nice guy, can be really cute. nothing can change how much of a sweet guy he is and all the girls love him even tho he don't see it, can sometimes be taken but of course some might not be. most romantic person and dirty minded. As in very dirty minded. Overall don't let him go. He will be the best person in your life. And a good boyfriend. No matter what he will be by your side
friend: Have you seen your boyfriend today?
me: Of course i have Jakub came to me this morning

ps. i love you
by Alliexoxobitches December 21, 2019
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Jakub

Super hot Slovakian boy. Fucks bitches every day, legend has it that Jakub spent more money on condoms than your mum on her car. Nice person, very hot, if I was gay then I'd have sex with him.
Look at jakub he's super sexy
by J_500 June 1, 2017
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Jakub

Kind, sweet, funny, and sometimes immature. He knows what to say and how to make a girl feel good. He’s always there for his friends. Also he has more than one side to him, and once you get to know them you’ll fall in love. He always brings a smile to everyone’s face. Sometimes he embarrasses you, but most times he’s understanding. He loves to joke a lot, and make funny faces.
Girl: hey Jakub
Jakub: hey how you doing? with a funny expression on his face

Girl: fine, how about you

Jakub: better now that you’re here
by Caterer March 9, 2020
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Jasur

A guy with choatic mind who is shy at first, but once you get to know him, is a friendly, funny, generous, and overall social person to you depending on your attitude towards him and others. Jasur aka Kosmos is a dude who shines his brightest around those whom he considers a friend, as he tends to get confident when around them. Jasur is philosophical and wise even if he denies it due to his modesty. Jasur might be made fun of by some, but is something just barely short of an attraction towards reasonable and similar people who see the world like he does. Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.
- Did you know Jasur and Isaac Newton were born in the same day.

- wow 4th January that's awesome.
by XXXdead July 25, 2019
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Jakubstabate

The art of furiously masturbating when listening to the polish national anthem. Repeating ‘Polska’ over and over throughout.
Last night I had a phat Jakubstabate.
by Jakubstabate January 25, 2018
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