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A creature that is so crazy and lost in his or her own world that they can't help but stick bike pumps up their ass and and force themselves to fart frantically and fanatically all over the carpet in front of most of his good friends. This person lost his mind a long time ago and at times can be perceived as having Asperger's syndrome (Having/Enjoying very random interests obsessive). These creatures are always right in their own world and no man or living entity can change their mind. Their fathers kill goblins for a living or sometimes work as computer programmers, it depends. But in the end, be careful of these long/wild haired creatures for they will carry multiple diseases from fucking multiple autistic creatures....
Jarggle; A creature mixed an mutated with goblin, orc, dragon, unicorn, marty, oger, hippo, giraffe, crocodile, wizard, becky, chinchilla, horse, zebra, rino, frog, kangaroo, possum, lizzard, dog, cat and midget blood...

They have an obsession with long boards....
Jarggle by B.I.G BAUM June 11, 2012
Related Words
JARMG jargon jarm Jarman jarg jarmo Jargo jarge Jargling jargogle
A nice phrase many people use to say 'no worries' or when there isn't an issue.

Other terms used-
No Dramas
No Problem
Abbie - Oh, Lexi I used your toilet roll, hope that's okay

Lexi - No jarmas Abbie

Abbie - Phew, glad it's okay
No Jarmas by Fakelexitron November 5, 2018
Something that is so ridiculously bullshit that the word bullshit does not suffice.

Used to define something that is so ridiculous that it is either humorous or does not make any sense.
That speech by Andrew last night was such a bunch of jargin that Marc started getting real fucking pissed.
jargin by Nebyula1 June 5, 2011

Pre-season Jargle 

when a tv series or something similar does a bunch of weird random stuff before the new season starts
sorry for the pre-season jargle

Jargon Jocker

A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.
Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?

Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!

Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)
Jargon Jocker by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009

Jarmen Kell 

A Special Unit in C&C Generals who snipes other units and even snipes the drivers of different land transportation devices.
"AHH ur Jarmen Kell just sniped all my infantry! *sob*"
Jarmen Kell by Thedarkyoshi September 9, 2007