Jarggle

A creature that is so crazy and lost in his or her own world that they can't help but stick bike pumps up their ass and and force themselves to fart frantically and fanatically all over the carpet in front of most of his good friends. This person lost his mind a long time ago and at times can be perceived as having Asperger's syndrome (Having/Enjoying very random interests obsessive). These creatures are always right in their own world and no man or living entity can change their mind. Their fathers kill goblins for a living or sometimes work as computer programmers, it depends. But in the end, be careful of these long/wild haired creatures for they will carry multiple diseases from fucking multiple autistic creatures....

Jarggle; A creature mixed an mutated with goblin, orc, dragon, unicorn, marty, oger, hippo, giraffe, crocodile, wizard, becky, chinchilla, horse, zebra, rino, frog, kangaroo, possum, lizzard, dog, cat and midget blood...

They have an obsession with long boards....

by B.I.G BAUM June 11, 2012

Pre-season Jargle

when a tv series or something similar does a bunch of weird random stuff before the new season starts

sorry for the pre-season jargle

by PerfectPeridot December 7, 2020

Vajiggle Jaggle

The jiggly bits that hang out when obese women don't wear a lot of clothing. Guaranteed to see vajiggle jaggle at the Redneck Games in South Georgia.

"All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous."

by DOLLA MAKE ME HOLLA August 9, 2012

Jaggler

An extremely awkward person with no common sense who cannot keep up a conversation going for more than 20 seconds.

Number 1: Uh...so...yeah...How are you doing?
Number 2: Oh man I'm fine, how about you?
Number 1: I'm k.
Number 2: Oh that's nice, anything new happened?
Number 1: ...
Number 2: Wow, stop being a Jaggler.

by Mr. Tortalini December 15, 2015

jaggleberry

noun jag•gle•ber•ry ˈja-gəl \ber-ē

plural: jaggleberries

A person that has an annoying personality and is willfully ignorant and unusually inept or lazy.

Origin: a combination of the annoying characteristics of a jagoff and the uselessness of a dingleberry

First known use: circa August 2017 during a post-work rant at a restaurant in Pittsburgh.

That jaggleberry was more concerned with playing on his phone than helping Tyler clean the kitchen so everyone could all go home.

by TJHB November 16, 2017

Vagiggle Jaggle

1. The upper flab over a a woman's vagina also known as a FUPA (fat upper pussy area)

2. Excessive fat rolls partiality covering a woman's vagina that makes it hard to get access to.

will you look at this fat hanging from my belly, it turning into a Vagiggle Jaggle.

by thewalter August 30, 2012

Jaggle

When a jewish person haggles.

He really jaggled him on the price of that used car.

by noodlemaster February 18, 2010