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A creature that is so crazy and lost in his or her own world that they can't help but stick bike pumps up their ass and and force themselves to fart frantically and fanatically all over the carpet in front of most of his good friends. This person lost his mind a long time ago and at times can be perceived as having Asperger's syndrome (Having/Enjoying very random interests obsessive). These creatures are always right in their own world and no man or living entity can change their mind. Their fathers kill goblins for a living or sometimes work as computer programmers, it depends. But in the end, be careful of these long/wild haired creatures for they will carry multiple diseases from fucking multiple autistic creatures....
Jarggle; A creature mixed an mutated with goblin, orc, dragon, unicorn, marty, oger, hippo, giraffe, crocodile, wizard, becky, chinchilla, horse, zebra, rino, frog, kangaroo, possum, lizzard, dog, cat and midget blood...

They have an obsession with long boards....
Jarggle by B.I.G BAUM June 11, 2012
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Pre-season Jargle 

when a tv series or something similar does a bunch of weird random stuff before the new season starts
sorry for the pre-season jargle
Pre-season Jargle by PerfectPeridot December 7, 2020
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Vajiggle Jaggle

The jiggly bits that hang out when obese women don't wear a lot of clothing. Guaranteed to see vajiggle jaggle at the Redneck Games in South Georgia.
"All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous."
An extremely awkward person with no common sense who cannot keep up a conversation going for more than 20 seconds.
Number 1: Uh...so...yeah...How are you doing?
Number 2: Oh man I'm fine, how about you?
Number 1: I'm k.
Number 2: Oh that's nice, anything new happened?
Number 1: ...
Number 2: Wow, stop being a Jaggler.
Jaggler by Mr. Tortalini December 15, 2015

jaggleberry 

noun jag•gle•ber•ry ˈja-gəl \ber-ē

plural: jaggleberries

A person that has an annoying personality and is willfully ignorant and unusually inept or lazy.

Origin: a combination of the annoying characteristics of a jagoff and the uselessness of a dingleberry

First known use: circa August 2017 during a post-work rant at a restaurant in Pittsburgh.
That jaggleberry was more concerned with playing on his phone than helping Tyler clean the kitchen so everyone could all go home.
jaggleberry by TJHB November 16, 2017

Vagiggle Jaggle

1. The upper flab over a a woman's vagina also known as a FUPA (fat upper pussy area)

2. Excessive fat rolls partiality covering a woman's vagina that makes it hard to get access to.
will you look at this fat hanging from my belly, it turning into a Vagiggle Jaggle.
Vagiggle Jaggle by thewalter August 30, 2012
When a jewish person haggles.
He really jaggled him on the price of that used car.
Jaggle by noodlemaster February 18, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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