J.O.M.

Just One More!!! We know the phrase "O.k. just one" is only a fairytale and in reality does not exist.

I'll say this after the office hours are over to some coworkers, "let's go J.O.M."

J.O.M. by Alisa B. September 19, 2006

J.O.M.

Jack Off Machine... The abbreviation can be used for people named Jon or Jonathan to form the name Jom or Jomathan. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone's jommishness.

Ex. 1 - Jommerthan Frankfarter is a real J.O.M. The cleaning lady was really freaked out last night when she found his jommin rags under the desk. SICK...

Ex. 2 - Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're jommin':
I wanna jom it wid you.
We're jommin', jommin',
And I hope you like jommin', too.

J.O.M. by jommin247365 October 10, 2008

J.O.M.L

Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.

1. Claudia is so fine I am going to put her in my JOML and save her for later.

J.O.M.L by Debonovich January 10, 2005

J.O.M.B. 

Jerk Off Memory Bank

That chick is fine.
File her in the J.O.M.B.

J.O.M.B. by how July 23, 2005

j.o.m.b. 

To clarify, it's pronounced (jom-bee). and is the acronym for Jerk Off Memory Bank. This means to save an image in your mind for later self satisfaction, or perhaps sharing with another co-jerker.

Dude, when Dana bent over to pick up that pencil in the office I saw her thong slip up her pink meat curtains thru her dress. I'm sticking that in the j.o.m.b. (jom-bee) for my coffee break.

j.o.m.b. by the real justin April 27, 2009

J.o.m.able 

Someone looking so hot that they are "jack off material"

Pronouced: JOAM-ABLE, JOM-ABLE.

Tony: "Damn bro, did you see that girl?"
Garrett: "Totally man, Talk about j.o.m.able!"

J.o.m.able by ThyPenguin March 6, 2010

J.O.M.U. 

stands for Jizz On My Uggs...referring to a white-trash, drunken whore/leech giving her boyfriend a blowjob at a college football game.

That blonde standing next to you totally has J.O.M.U.

J.O.M.U. by igotareallycutering November 2, 2009