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J.O.M.
Jack Off Machine... The abbreviation can be used for people named Jon or Jonathan to form the name Jom or Jomathan. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone's jommishness.
Ex. 1 - Jommerthan Frankfarter is a real J.O.M. The cleaning lady was really freaked out last night when she found his jommin rags under the desk. SICK...
Ex. 2 - Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're jommin':
I wanna jom it wid you.
We're jommin', jommin',
And I hope you like jommin', too.
Ex. 2 - Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're jommin':
I wanna jom it wid you.
We're jommin', jommin',
And I hope you like jommin', too.
J.O.M. by jommin247365 October 10, 2008
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J.O.M.L
Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.
J.O.M.L by Debonovich January 10, 2005
J.O.M.B.
j.o.m.b.
To clarify, it's pronounced (jom-bee). and is the acronym for Jerk Off Memory Bank. This means to save an image in your mind for later self satisfaction, or perhaps sharing with another co-jerker.
Dude, when Dana bent over to pick up that pencil in the office I saw her thong slip up her pink meat curtains thru her dress. I'm sticking that in the j.o.m.b. (jom-bee) for my coffee break.
j.o.m.b. by the real justin April 27, 2009
J.o.m.able
J.o.m.able by ThyPenguin March 6, 2010
J.O.M.U.
stands for Jizz On My Uggs...referring to a white-trash, drunken whore/leech giving her boyfriend a blowjob at a college football game.
J.O.M.U. by igotareallycutering November 2, 2009
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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