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Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.
1. Claudia is so fine I am going to put her in my JOML and save her for later.
by Debonovich January 10, 2005
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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Jerk Off Memory Lock. When you see a hot chic, then think about her later while jerking off.
I totally added that MILF to my JOML. Did you see her cans?
by Jdoggie September 14, 2006
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Joy Of My Life:

Someone who makes a difference in your life; you're always happy when they're around. They make you smile, no matter what they do, whatever they wear, and just for being there <3
Guy: Hey Baby Girl
Girl: Hey Baby Boy
Guy: I just wanna tell you how much I Love You, and that you're the JOML <3
Girl: Aww, I Love You too Baby XOXOX
by AnonymX February 15, 2009
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