J. ho

Another nickname for the loveable Jennifer Lopez.

J. ho is getting married...AGAIN?

by Mugzie August 23, 2006

J. Ho

Slut, skank, whore. Someone who wears slutty clothes, preferrably someone with a huge butt.

That girl is such a J. Ho, look at her clothes.

by Penguin June 11, 2006

J-HO

A diva-wannabe chick who thinks she's the shit just because she has a big ass and coins fucktarded terms like "New Yorican" let alone, "J-Lo." Is convinced that she's barrier breaker and inspiration for all Latinas out there, but she's really just a phoney, trick-ass floozy who needs to stop "Reppin' the Bronx!" Despite her Latina pride, she tries to look a white chick by dying her hair blonde and wearing those ridiculous blue contacts in...what was that music video called?

I wanna buy the new perfume "Glow" by J-Ho, but I'm afraid it'll sink into my skin and I'll get slut rabies and smell like ass.

by Pissed Off Chick July 18, 2003

J. Lo (aka J.Ho)

A person who exhibits diva-like behavior but who is in fact exceptionally mediocre; at least she's exceptional at something. She may think that she remembers her roots, but has in fact long forgotten them and looks down on them.

However, she is "Jenny who's been around the Block; Spends all her time sucking cock; Married so many men, who knows where they came from; I'm not fooled by the rocks that she's got; Cos she's just a ho who's been around the block"

S/He is an overbearing, arrogant, over-confident tyrant who believes that the sun shines out of their ass; the truth is tha they are full of shit, are insecure and needy. Go J.Ho!

Do any of the men in her life stay with her for too long? I rest my case.

by Sarah & Marcel January 25, 2004

j ho

Any woman who can be noted for hopping from one washed up celebrity to another. Also any woman who happens to jump from relationship to relationship with astounding speed. (Comparative to homey hopper)

That girl is such a J ho, she gets around the block more than a meter maid.

by SBA June 5, 2004

J-HO

the biggest slutbag trendwhore after britney spears and christina aguleria there is.

J-ho likes to sing as though she is having a carrot shoved up her rectum

bitch, hoe, no talent ho, cucumber ass-fucked.

by brother_number_one July 31, 2003

j ho

That washed-up wannabe diva from New York whose meteoric success is surpassed by the speed at which her career is flushing down the toilet; also known as Jennifer Lopez.

J Ho was engaged to that no-talent hack Ben Affleck.

by Da Nastee One May 14, 2004