J-blo
A J-blo is a form of masturbation where a man or woman contorts their body in the shape of a "J" so as to give oral pleasure to their penis and/or vagina.
J-blo by The Muffdiver April 10, 2005
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J-Blo
j-blo
{jay-blow}
noun
A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.
A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.
{jay-blow}
noun
A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.
A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.
J-Blo by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 15, 2020
Related Words
j block • J-blo • J Blocking • va-j block • Stephanie J. Block • j-lo blo-jo • Blo-J Simpson • bloj • Blow-J • Blow J. Simpson
blo-j
Betty gave me the best blo-j of my life it was so wet and awsome my junk was so clean afterwards i had to practically pry her from my junk... plus it smelt like sunny-d for a week fo sho...
blo-j by Tuffy mc fluffy February 29, 2008
blo-j
blo-j by Cummy worm November 30, 2010
Blo-J Simpson
When a man is receiving head, right before ejaculating, he grabs the closest object and stabs the woman with it.
Blo-J Simpson by J-Stoned69 February 24, 2011
j-lo blo-jo
im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!
j-lo blo-jo by burbman1969 April 15, 2021
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