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j-blo
{jay-blow}

noun

A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.

A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.
"I swear that man is never happy with his income. He's a real j-blo"
when a girl give you a blow job with a mouth full of Oj "orange juice".
Betty gave me the best blo-j of my life it was so wet and awsome my junk was so clean afterwards i had to practically pry her from my junk... plus it smelt like sunny-d for a week fo sho...
blo-j by Tuffy mc fluffy February 29, 2008
When someone gives you a BJ full of OJ!!!!
Peter got a blo-j, but with grape juice and not orange juice.
blo-j by Cummy worm November 30, 2010

Blo-J Simpson 

When a man is receiving head, right before ejaculating, he grabs the closest object and stabs the woman with it.
Dude i totally did a "Blo-J Simpson" last night
Blo-J Simpson by J-Stoned69 February 24, 2011

j-lo blo-jo

what that lucky bastard a-rod gets every night
im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!
j-lo blo-jo by burbman1969 April 15, 2021
the name of a small gang responsible for terroizing the city with there good looks and obnoxious charm. also for defacing streets and signs.
"that hoe just kissed my boyfied"
its okay shes from j block
"but.."
if you say anything she'll kick your @ss!!
"ohh. my bad"
damn straight
J Block by J-breezyy October 7, 2008
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