blo-j
Betty gave me the best blo-j of my life it was so wet and awsome my junk was so clean afterwards i had to practically pry her from my junk... plus it smelt like sunny-d for a week fo sho...
blo-j by Tuffy mc fluffy February 29, 2008
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blo-j by Cummy worm November 30, 2010
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Blo-J Simpson
When a man is receiving head, right before ejaculating, he grabs the closest object and stabs the woman with it.
Blo-J Simpson by J-Stoned69 February 24, 2011
j-lo blo-jo
im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!
j-lo blo-jo by burbman1969 April 15, 2021
J-blo
A J-blo is a form of masturbation where a man or woman contorts their body in the shape of a "J" so as to give oral pleasure to their penis and/or vagina.
J-blo by The Muffdiver April 10, 2005
J-Blo
j-blo
{jay-blow}
noun
A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.
A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.
{jay-blow}
noun
A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.
A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.
J-Blo by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 15, 2020
Blojob
"An oral but quite pleasant way to calm down your fuckboy", this term refers to orally stimulating another male's genitals to cause an irruption within him. This act is usually done by the female counterpart, or with someone with feminine characteristics.
Blojob by C0mMaster102 January 15, 2021
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