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When someone gives you a BJ full of OJ!!!!
Peter got a blo-j, but with grape juice and not orange juice.
blo-j by Cummy worm November 30, 2010
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Blo-J Simpson 

When a man is receiving head, right before ejaculating, he grabs the closest object and stabs the woman with it.
Dude i totally did a "Blo-J Simpson" last night
Blo-J Simpson by J-Stoned69 February 24, 2011

j-lo blo-jo

what that lucky bastard a-rod gets every night
im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!
j-lo blo-jo by burbman1969 April 15, 2021
A J-blo is a form of masturbation where a man or woman contorts their body in the shape of a "J" so as to give oral pleasure to their penis and/or vagina.
I was tired of jerking it so I decided to j-blo myself.
J-blo by The Muffdiver April 10, 2005
j-blo
{jay-blow}

noun

A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.

A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.
"I swear that man is never happy with his income. He's a real j-blo"
"An oral but quite pleasant way to calm down your fuckboy", this term refers to orally stimulating another male's genitals to cause an irruption within him. This act is usually done by the female counterpart, or with someone with feminine characteristics.
"Blorpie had done a sloppy blojob on her step bro"
Blojob by C0mMaster102 January 15, 2021