J O E 

The official declaration of war i 69 states and in 420 countries, asking who J O E is ca cause immediate symptoms like death.

Dude 1:Did you know J O E died of ligma?
Dude 2:Actually he teamed up with Deez and Yuri and travelled on a dragon to saw-con, in gargleon

J O E by TheofficialJ O E May 9, 2022

J.O.E. 

Acronym for Jerk Off Encouragement

Guys often use phone sex or porn for J.O.E. (jerk off encouragement)

J.O.E. by SarasPlayroom.com September 22, 2012

J.O.E 

I is a bed with a hole in it to fuck.
"Jacking Off Enhancer"

i gonna go home and please J.O.E

J.O.E by mike orso October 28, 2003

j o s e

spaced jose, pronounced jo-se

this is j o s e

j o s e by UnknownEC2 March 23, 2020

E.J.O.

Means Eternal Jump Off. Basically, it is an older woman that not Wifey-Material and never will be. She has been a jump-off since her younger years and has never learned or gained the skills and behaviors that would put her in the Wifey category, and she NEVER will. These women are easy to spot. They are the old chick at the club who is desperately trying to cling to her youth, and failing. Gravity, age, and bad living habits have taken hold on her like a Boa Constrictor, and she doesn't look good at all. On top of that, her personality is as shitty as her looks. They're trying to be Cougars, but end up actually being an Alleycat.

"DAMN!!!" Look at the old, ugly busted chick at the club. She ain't got no business here. She's not cute and only good for steady pumping. She's been looking for a man, but dudes know better than to wife that up. She'll be an E.J.O. until the day she dies.

I heard Keisha had to walk home from the hotel last night. Dude fucked her, and let her stranded with no cab fare. It's the 10th time this money. She keeps crying and asking why men don't say with her. She's an E.J.O. and the only one that doesn't know it is her.

E.J.O. by DarkMessiah1974 May 18, 2011

J.E.O.M.K. 

just ejaculated on my keyboard

when two internet geeks are involved with some sexual act and the male geek blows his load all over the keyborad......that was hot i j.e.o.m.k.

J.E.O.M.K. by D.Krav October 22, 2009

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021