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just
ejaculated
on my
keyboard
when two
internet
geeks are involved with some sexual act and the
male
geek blows his
load
all over the keyborad......that was hot i j.e.o.m.k.
J.E.O.M.K.
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D.Krav
October 22, 2009
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