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Ithalia is Ithalia and nobody can be her or try to be her because she’s literally THEE one and only baddie b. There wasn’t a definition of Ithalia before because she is the definition of uniqueness, perfection, beauty, class, elegance and woman all in one. You will never meet an Ithalia in your life other than the one and only Ithalia SV and it will be your pleasure, not hers.

xoxo, the REAL Ithalia SV
Ithalia is the queen of everything.
Ithalia by ilsvxoxo November 23, 2021
Ithalia is Ithalia and nobody can be her or try to be her because she’s literally THEE one and only baddie b. There wasn’t a definition of Ithalia before because she is the definition of uniqueness, perfection, beauty, class, elegance and woman all in one. You will never meet an Ithalia in your life other than the one and only Ithalia SV and it will be your pleasure, not hers.

xoxo, the REAL Ithalia SV
Ithalia is the queen of everything.
Ithalia by ilsvxoxo November 23, 2021

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.
I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.
Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.
My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day
"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."
italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Italian Bunk Bed 

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.
Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.