Skip to main content

italian beef 

1. slow-cooked roast beef usually served with peppers or giardinera on italian bread, sometimes dipped in gravy. Has nothing to do with Italy, but very popular in Chicago. Not to be confused with Philly cheese-steak.

2. a complaint or argument offered by an Italian-American.

3. the penis of an Italian-American male. see italian sausage.
1. When I go by my ma's I always get italian beef.

2. My sister-in-law always has some italian beef.

3. I got your italian beef right here.
italian beef by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

italian beef 

muscular, sexy, hariy italian man.
there was a lot of italian beef at the beach.

Italian beef and Pepsi

A snitch what that nigga Justice said he snitch for sum hot and ready Italian beef and got a cold pepsi anything they snitch for that’s what we called them
Oh you must be talking about Italian beef and Pepsi yeah him he a snitch🤷🏽 ♂️

Italian beef and Pepsi

Chicago slang for when a criminal snitches to the police on other criminals to get out of trouble.

Police are known to treat cooperative suspects favorably and will get them whatever food they like while is custody, i.e, they'll request something good if they're snitching on their friends.
Nuski been snitching, full as hell after that Italian beef and Pepsi.

Italian beef sandwich vagina 

A very gross, loose and saggy vagina that resembles the thick shreds of meat in an Italian beef sandwich. Generally found on strippers and porn actresses.
"Ew, did you see that stripper's Italian beef sandwich vagina? I want my fuckin' money back."

The Spicy Italian Beef Dip

A sexual position when the male has his shoulder blades on the ground, ass and junk in the air with legs spread eagle, the woman straddles him, holding his ankles and bouncing up and down on his meat missile. Bonus points if the woman has exposed labia.
No i will not try The Spicy Italian Beef Dip with you!
More from Urban Dictionary

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more