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When you're in isolation due to coronavirus and you can't be bothered shaving anymore.
Mate, check out isobeard, four weeks without shaving now!
isobeard by isobeard March 31, 2020
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isabardo 

a sexual rat that performs sexual things that has sexual tendencies. Mostly found in smut. specifically the smut called “Detention Attention”.
“isabardo!!! not there!!!”
“🐀🐀🐀”
isabardo by isabardo September 10, 2023

Allahu Isbar 

Allahu Isbar er de meget berømte ord sagt a HjemmeISIS når de øde lækker folks middags søvn.
HjemmeISIS "Allahu Isbar!!!!"

Alle andre "Fuck nu af HjemmeISIS vi vil bare have lov til at fucking sove"
Allahu Isbar by Tugalu December 10, 2015
Isoball is more of a Tobey Maguire esque state of mind, a treasure trove of wisdom and skin makeup
Wow! Isoball looks a lot like Tobey Maguire when she stares into the distance.
isoball by mildog69 December 8, 2022

Isobation 

The act of isolating yourself (most commonly locking yourself in your room) and jacking off for an extended period of time.
Person 1: Why hasn't Steve been in work for a week?
Person 2: Sad bastard took the week off to isobate.
Person 1: Damn, yet another victim of isobation.
Isobation by Cowboy Curtis June 19, 2009
The actual (and first) real definition of this on here.

noun
Meteorology. a line drawn on a weather map or chart that connects points at which the barometric pressure is the same.
Also i·so·bare ahy-suh-bair. Physics, Chemistry. one of two or more atoms having equal atomic weights but different atomic numbers.
The direction of the mean annual isobars shows that the normal wind in all parts of England and Wales must be from the south-west on the west coast, curving gradually until in the centre of the country, and on the east coast it is westerly, without a southerly component.
isobars by DuckInATruck October 7, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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