Isobation

The act of isolating yourself (most commonly locking yourself in your room) and jacking off for an extended period of time.

Person 1: Why hasn't Steve been in work for a week?
Person 2: Sad bastard took the week off to isobate.
Person 1: Damn, yet another victim of isobation.

by Cowboy Curtis June 19, 2009

Isodating

Dating someone whilst following social distancing/self-isolation protocols during the coronavirus pandemic.

John: I've just started seeing this girl!
Craig: How - aren't you supposed to be in isolation?
John: Yeah, so we're isodating over the internet.
Craig: Nice.
John: Nice.

by Clikdapp March 19, 2020

italian isolation

to be in a small shower naked with 4 italian girls while they wash eachother

"what did you guys do last night?"

"oh just some italian isolation."

by el fen August 18, 2009

Isolating Yourself

When you hide in corners, keep to yourself excessively, like to be alone and are slightly scared of people.

Doctor: Anya, stop isolating yourself. You're going to become a hermit.

Anya: OK. (Makes a weird noise and runs out of the room, slamming the door behind her and locking herself into the bathroom)

by AtlantisTheTelekinetic October 27, 2015

self isolation

The act of distancing oneself from the wider public. Likely to be a result of fear of an oncoming zombie apocalypse, plague or COVID-19

Sarah pondered the on coming plague and though "f**k that, I'm off into self isolation in my camper van til it blows over"

by Zombie Avoidance Manoeuvre March 16, 2020

Isolationship

Long- or short-distance relationship between two people kept apart due to shelter-in-place constraints.

Their hot and heavy isolationship was getting weird, the limits of cyber romance coming clear. She lived three blocks away from him, they hadn't been able to see the other for two weeks, each of them trapped in their apartments.

by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

Isolation

Isolation is possibly the most boring thing in existence. It is the act of staying inside your house because you don’t want to catch a global pandemic of sort, most commonly COVID-19. It is recommended that you do isolate, even though while doing so you will probably be making TikToks or FaceTiming your toxic friends.

Have you been making TikToks and eating too much in isolation?

by it'smeyourcousin April 20, 2020