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A person who is simultaneously full of emotion but dead inside; to be serious and annoyed by immaturity but to be ridiculously odd; to get drunk without alcohol and high without drugs.

In addition, doesn't know when to stop saying puns.
*Boy sees cute girl at a club*

Boy: "Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
Girl: "Sure."
Boy: "I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That stings extra hard—I’m like the one thing she can get rid of."
Girl: "....."
Boy: "....." *grins awkwardly*
Girl: "Wow. You're so Isaacly."
Boy: "Okay but-"
Girl: "Okay...." *walks away*
Boy: *goes back to dancing*
Isaacly by Toastyyyyy February 23, 2017
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one who is annoying and picks his balls infront of everyone. also thinks his own sister is hot!
stop being an isaacliu you bumbaclut. i don't need to hear the stories about you and your sister
isaacliu by stevens July 10, 2004

isaaclaheysm0mmymiilkers 

isaaclaheysm0mmymiilkers otherwise known as danielsharmansbootay is the coolest and best person on the planet and nobody can beat them because their cooler then everyone
hey have you heard of danielsharmansbootay or isaaclaheysm0mmymiilkers on tiktok their better then u in ever way!
A person who backs up into a dumpster.
Oh man, my insurance went up because I was an isaacliu and backed up into a dumpster.
isaacliu by John September 1, 2004

isaaclyons

a person has sexual feelings towards male children.
that boy has isaaclyons towards that 5 year old.
isaaclyons by iamsickatpars January 15, 2012

IsaacLaheySexual

That means when you’re attracted to Isaac Lahey and would die for him
“Hey what sexuality are you?”
“Oh iam IsaacLaheySexual”
IsaacLaheySexual by Raisaac.lahey January 13, 2021

IsaacYards 

Woah I just went IsaacYards mode! (God mode)
IsaacYards by Anyone945 May 4, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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