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intubate 

While someone is sucking your cock, you let go of a massive, stinky fart. The cock-sucker is then forced to try to breathe through their mouth (therefore through your cock), rather than their nose.
I was super relaxed and let one go. I ended up having to intubate her!
intubate by FrogSack October 3, 2014
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The Intubator 

When one person lays on their back (supine) on a table, or other flat surface with their head slightly tilted back (hyperextended),(much like if you were tea bagging). The male then does a tongue jaw lift and then inserts their cock and balls ( penis and testacies) through the mouth (oral pharynx) into the wind pipe (trachea), or as far as it will reach.
Did you see Martin EZ give that chick the Intubator? She took it rather well don’t you think?
Did you see Rikki Tikki get the Intubator? That shit was wack yo!
Rey-Rey gave the Intubator to that chubby slut.
Shaker gave that bitch a shitty Intubator… He went to the wrong hole.
The Intubator by TokRa August 5, 2008
When a man puts his testicle(s) inside the anus of another man or woman.
I really had to warm up the family jewels so Stacey let me incubate in her.
incubate by Ben Booper January 15, 2017
The time period between thinking a song or album is so-so, and having it play non-stop on your itunes.
Hilton: Did you hear that leaked Angels and Airwaves cd?
Ian: Yea I did, what did you think of it?
Hilton: It's kind of meh.
Ian: True, but let's let it incubate.
Incubate by Hilton S. July 30, 2008

penile intubation 

the art of a female in the medical field giving a deep-throated blowjob
a deep throat blowjob similar to intubating.
my girl loves penile intubation.
penile intubation by b--low September 7, 2008

Inkubate 

1. To receive a tattoo during the act of masturbation; to be inkubated
"Dude, your new tat is all kinds of fucked up"
"I know, I got it inkubated. Shit was deck"
Inkubate by Morningroc May 5, 2010

Intumates 

Intumates, pronounced: N 2 Matez

-two people who love each other with great affection that cuddle, kiss, hug and have no sexual penetration.
Example: Jon and Sandra are great Intumates that care about each other and are intimated daily.
Intumates by Dr. Budgee March 17, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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