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intubate 

While someone is sucking your cock, you let go of a massive, stinky fart. The cock-sucker is then forced to try to breathe through their mouth (therefore through your cock), rather than their nose.
I was super relaxed and let one go. I ended up having to intubate her!
intubate by FrogSack October 3, 2014
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The Intubator 

When one person lays on their back (supine) on a table, or other flat surface with their head slightly tilted back (hyperextended),(much like if you were tea bagging). The male then does a tongue jaw lift and then inserts their cock and balls ( penis and testacies) through the mouth (oral pharynx) into the wind pipe (trachea), or as far as it will reach.
Did you see Martin EZ give that chick the Intubator? She took it rather well don’t you think?
Did you see Rikki Tikki get the Intubator? That shit was wack yo!
Rey-Rey gave the Intubator to that chubby slut.
Shaker gave that bitch a shitty Intubator… He went to the wrong hole.
The Intubator by TokRa August 5, 2008
When a man puts his testicle(s) inside the anus of another man or woman.
I really had to warm up the family jewels so Stacey let me incubate in her.
incubate by Ben Booper January 15, 2017
The time period between thinking a song or album is so-so, and having it play non-stop on your itunes.
Hilton: Did you hear that leaked Angels and Airwaves cd?
Ian: Yea I did, what did you think of it?
Hilton: It's kind of meh.
Ian: True, but let's let it incubate.
Incubate by Hilton S. July 30, 2008

penile intubation 

the art of a female in the medical field giving a deep-throated blowjob
a deep throat blowjob similar to intubating.
my girl loves penile intubation.
penile intubation by b--low September 7, 2008

Inkubate 

1. To receive a tattoo during the act of masturbation; to be inkubated
"Dude, your new tat is all kinds of fucked up"
"I know, I got it inkubated. Shit was deck"
Inkubate by Morningroc May 5, 2010

Intumates 

Intumates, pronounced: N 2 Matez

-two people who love each other with great affection that cuddle, kiss, hug and have no sexual penetration.
Example: Jon and Sandra are great Intumates that care about each other and are intimated daily.
Intumates by Dr. Budgee March 17, 2024