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The Intubator
When one person lays on their back (supine) on a table, or other flat surface with their head slightly tilted back (hyperextended),(much like if you were tea bagging). The male then does a tongue jaw lift and then inserts their cock and balls ( penis and testacies) through the mouth (oral pharynx) into the wind pipe (trachea), or as far as it will reach.
Did you see Martin EZ give that chick the Intubator? She took it rather well don’t you think?
Did you see Rikki Tikki get the Intubator? That shit was wack yo!
Rey-Rey gave the Intubator to that chubby slut.
Shaker gave that bitch a shitty Intubator… He went to the wrong hole.
Did you see Rikki Tikki get the Intubator? That shit was wack yo!
Rey-Rey gave the Intubator to that chubby slut.
Shaker gave that bitch a shitty Intubator… He went to the wrong hole.
The Intubator by TokRa August 5, 2008
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incubate
incubate by Ben Booper January 15, 2017
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Inkubate
Inkubate by Morningroc May 5, 2010
Intumates
Intumates, pronounced: N 2 Matez
-two people who love each other with great affection that cuddle, kiss, hug and have no sexual penetration.
-two people who love each other with great affection that cuddle, kiss, hug and have no sexual penetration.
Intumates by Dr. Budgee March 17, 2024
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