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Introjuice

v. To introduce two people with the intent that they would couple and have sexual intercourse, thus swap fluids or juices.
"I introjuiced them last night at the party and haven't heard from either of them since."
by The Introjuicer March 11, 2013
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A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'
by WillieD May 28, 2006
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A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.
"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
by Ophelia20_1 March 23, 2008
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e-introduce

Introduce someone or something electronically, by email
She e-introduced me to the team
by Luizitto July 12, 2017
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introduced to a brick wall at high speed

(v.) To drive into a brick wall, usually implying death.
Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed
by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006
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allow myself to introduce myself

A really stupid way to say Allow me to introduce myself.
Guy: Allow myself to introduce myself, I'm -
Kenthar: *BANG!* You got deagled, boi!
by Kenthar November 27, 2003
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A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Behaving and/or presenting yourself in a false manner...
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman would be using a cheesy pickup one liner OR attempting to impress a woman through unfounded/untrue exploits and/or achievements
by tazwegion July 30, 2008
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