Intextication 

Sending text messages while intoxicated.

"Dude, your level of intextication was AMAZING last night! I could barely understand half of the messages you sent me!"

Intextication by Mad Ange October 27, 2008

Intextication 

Like intoxication from drinking, if you are texting you are unable to do things well that you normally can do without thinking about it much, like walking, bike riding, or driving a car. Texting distracts you from what you should be focused on and results in slips, falls, crashes, accidents, and sometimes death.

"The train engineer was convicted of causing the train derailment due to intextication that caused him to disregard warnings, alerts, and the other oncoming train." - www.Intextication.com

Intextication by Textless May 22, 2009

Intextication 

The urge and impulse to engage in texting which develops into a vice

She spends her most of the day in intextication rather than interacting with people around her

Intextication by DRT Guru February 11, 2021

pervatious intextication 

When one is completely preoccupied, intoxicated and engulfed in a massive swarm of sms communications. The topic nine times out of ten being sexual in nature or having such undertones. Sexting of high caliber on a large scale; charting new territories over the digital abyss.

Mike: Did you just see Kory almost run into that lady in the store wearing that intoxicated expression staring at his phone?

D: Ha, yeah pervatious intextication, is quite an entertaining condition to have-much less see in effect..

Mike: Yeah he almost took that poor woman out. Did you see the look on his face when he came to? Looked like he would of if his mom had just caught him balls deep in a cambodian immigrant tied up in their basement.

D: Ah shit thats terrible, man!! thats a little too pervatious even for his taste.

Mike: nah, just sayin..

pervatious intextication by Unintentionall Sic-tionary October 4, 2010

Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

Inverse Intoxication Principle by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012

intaxication 

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

I love feeling intaxicated!

intaxication by Oracle99 April 17, 2003

Intoxicationship 

A relationship, usually hooking up, that only occurs when both parties are drunk.

She wanted to get more serious, but I told her I liked our intoxicationship.

Intoxicationship by Rowdy Ryan May 29, 2009