Intextidation
To intimidate someone via a text message. This is usually utilized by people with no balls to intimidate in person.
Intextidation by Woodysunltd April 19, 2009
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Intextication
"Dude, your level of intextication was AMAZING last night! I could barely understand half of the messages you sent me!"
Intextication by Mad Ange October 27, 2008
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Intextication
Like intoxication from drinking, if you are texting you are unable to do things well that you normally can do without thinking about it much, like walking, bike riding, or driving a car. Texting distracts you from what you should be focused on and results in slips, falls, crashes, accidents, and sometimes death.
"The train engineer was convicted of causing the train derailment due to intextication that caused him to disregard warnings, alerts, and the other oncoming train." - www.Intextication.com
Intextication by Textless May 22, 2009
pervatious intextication
When one is completely preoccupied, intoxicated and engulfed in a massive swarm of sms communications. The topic nine times out of ten being sexual in nature or having such undertones. Sexting of high caliber on a large scale; charting new territories over the digital abyss.
Mike: Did you just see Kory almost run into that lady in the store wearing that intoxicated expression staring at his phone?
D: Ha, yeah pervatious intextication, is quite an entertaining condition to have-much less see in effect..
Mike: Yeah he almost took that poor woman out. Did you see the look on his face when he came to? Looked like he would of if his mom had just caught him balls deep in a cambodian immigrant tied up in their basement.
D: Ah shit thats terrible, man!! thats a little too pervatious even for his taste.
Mike: nah, just sayin..
D: Ha, yeah pervatious intextication, is quite an entertaining condition to have-much less see in effect..
Mike: Yeah he almost took that poor woman out. Did you see the look on his face when he came to? Looked like he would of if his mom had just caught him balls deep in a cambodian immigrant tied up in their basement.
D: Ah shit thats terrible, man!! thats a little too pervatious even for his taste.
Mike: nah, just sayin..
pervatious intextication by Unintentionall Sic-tionary October 4, 2010
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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