Internox

Another term for the internet, often parodied in reference to an inexperienced user. See also interweb.

Holy shit, you broke the internox!!!

by dohhhmahhh November 23, 2009

Internot

Not having full access to all of the internet.

The term used to describe having only partial access to the internet in places like China and elsewhere due to blocking of sites deemed to be subversive.

Since I'm hooked up to the Internot, I couldn't write on Lo Fat's facebook wall today.

by Don't Be That Guy October 22, 2009

Internode

An Australian ISP known for it's high quality, ADSL2+, and being on the cutting edge.

Wow, this free citylan wireless hotspot by Internode really rocks!

by dquixter September 22, 2006

internomz

A portmanteau of interwebz and nom. Used for food that can be ordered online.

"I'm having a good time on my computer, but I'm getting hungry."
"You'd better get you some internomz, boy."

by Bubba Q. Pitt October 19, 2012

Internot

Refusal to use or have anything to do with the internet

From Newsradio:

Matthew: Beth, look at this.
Beth: Internet?
Matthew: Yeah.
Beth: InterNOT.

by Bryan O July 16, 2008

internoia

n. the paranoid feeling that you're about to be seriously embarrassed on the Internet (in front of your coworkers, your family, your dog etc) in a worrisome way, e.g. by photos from That Party.

internoiac, adj. one who is regularly consumed by internoid tendencies.

"I couldn't sleep because I know pictures from the party... THAT party... are out there. Somewhere. About to be tagged with my name.

Feverish and sweaty with delusion, I turned on every single privacy setting on my facebook, made all my lj entries private, deleted my myspace, rickrolled all my youtube playlists, replaced all my default jpegs with Opus the Penguin, and shot my computer three times with a .38 caliber police special.

...probably just internoia."

by joseph of windows to sky July 13, 2009

internexpert

A person who doesn't know much, or maybe knows nothing, about a certain subject, but quickly looks information about the subject using the internet to appear as if they are an "expert" on the subject.

Ben was being quite the internexpert last night when he was arguing with Tim about the efficacy of car batteries.

by oldskoolsolider August 21, 2017