internoia 

n. the paranoid feeling that you're about to be seriously embarrassed on the Internet (in front of your coworkers, your family, your dog etc) in a worrisome way, e.g. by photos from That Party.

internoiac, adj. one who is regularly consumed by internoid tendencies.

"I couldn't sleep because I know pictures from the party... THAT party... are out there. Somewhere. About to be tagged with my name.

Feverish and sweaty with delusion, I turned on every single privacy setting on my facebook, made all my lj entries private, deleted my myspace, rickrolled all my youtube playlists, replaced all my default jpegs with Opus the Penguin, and shot my computer three times with a .38 caliber police special.

...probably just internoia."

internoia by joseph of windows to sky July 13, 2009

intercoma 

1. an extremely long pause during a public announcement over an intercom, where the microphone is still keyed and making static noise, indicating a brain fart by the person making the announcement.

Bruce was very nervous on his first day as a stewardess. While making the the safety announcement, he slipped into an "intercoma" in the middle of explaining the oxygen masks.

For nearly thirty seconds, the microphone hissed in the passenger's ears until he regained his train of thought.

intercoma by Fotofly November 27, 2010

Internetainment

Entertainment via Internet. This word was created by two Youtubers, Rhett and Link, who defined themselves as internetainers.

Rhett and Link, iJustine and MysteryGuitarMan are great internetainers; they make good internetainment!

Internetainment by Steph-9 November 7, 2011

Internetamine 

Sharing the same family as methamphetamine and other highly addictive drugs, internetamine acts by increasing levels of norepinephrine, serotonin, and dopamine in the brain while at the same time drastically reducing physical activity in the user. Commonly found in every American household and spreading throughout the world at an alarming rate.

Dude, I am heading back to detox again. I can't Just Say No to the Internetamine. It is everywhere I turn and everyone is doing it.

Internetamine by El Dollar October 7, 2008

intergolactic shock 

when someone has a heart attack of some sort because another person was joking about something serious...when it really wasn't.

boy: dude your mom just died..
girl: WHAT!? *girl has heart attack/intergolactic shock*
boy: ahhaha i was just kiddin yo.

intergolactic shock by urgayy April 23, 2009

internetainers 

The mash-up between "internet" and "entertainers" to describe the job of YouTubers Rhett and Link.

Person #1: "Hey, you' ve got to check out theses internetainers"
Person #2: "Who?! What?!"
Person #1: "Amazing people from the internet named Rhett and Link"

internetainers by Randler Beast November 19, 2015

internetaverted

Someone who is seemingly emotionless in person, but always posts online with a lot of excitement (a lot of exclamation marks, all caps, etc.)

Jennifer, being very internetaverted, sat quietly in Starbucks, eyes glued to her phone, without so much as a polite smile on her face while posting to Facebook, "OMG!!! HE PROPOSED TO ME!!! I'M GETTING MARRIED, EVERYBODY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

internetaverted by theadamkomar June 5, 2013