Instahun

Those girls that take 20+ pictures on a night out just to show other people they go out. Can also be a lad

"Did you see Hannah last night?"
"Yeah she wouldn't stop taking selfies the whole night"
"She's such an Instahun"

by zyrok March 14, 2022

Instacunt

A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.

I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.

We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.

by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009

Instacunt

Pretty much a basic white girl. Is obsessed with instagram, likes showing their body off, wearing leggings, and drinking pumpkin spice lattes.

Look at all the Instacunts in the starbucks line!

by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020

Instapundit

THE main warblog. Brilliant, wise writer.

InstaPundit makes a lot of sense

by Korora December 2, 2003

Instacunt

Person who shamelessly displays their mundane and non-contributory existence on instagram with a view that their most basic life skills, such as sourcing food, clothing or shelter, are somehow relevant to anyone outside of their immediate proximity who is not dependent on their ability to source food, clothing or shelter.

Another instagram post of an egg or a hat from a brittle-soul instacunt who needs a "safe place" like their parents' basement to lie to the world that their unearned views are valid and their life has meaning beyond being potential cannon fodder.

by Eckhart Tollroad May 25, 2020

Instapundit

Glenn Reynolds, The Tennessee Tapdancer, and the ad hoc leader of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders. Supposedly to be a libertarian, but is mostly concerned with the right to rim out the Republican Party. Believes himself to be a law professor, as well as the target of a worldwide conspiracy led by Dan Rather and the French. Nevertheless, he boasts a daily readership in the tens of thousands, who simply can't live without the next "three words and a link special" of which there are upwards of 40 a day.

Some medical experts believe Glenn picked up an exotic brain parasite while scuba diving.

Dude, Instapundit is on a roll. He linked to this movie of people pretending to be drug addicts saying they're liberals, and he said - get this - "Heh. Indeed." And then he linked to the front page of the NYT where they had a big article on Bush's new Attorney General and torture or some bullshit, and there was only a little blurb about the UT College Republicans protesting Michael Moore, and he goes, "Oh, THAT liberal media."

by scarshapedstar November 12, 2004

instahutional

Instahutional is the word for instagram addicts. It simply means, "this is such a historical pic!"
(in-sta-hyou-shi-nal)

"OMG. THAT IS SO INSTAHUTIONAL!"

by Hamburger <: August 27, 2021