Instagramp

1. Someone who proves they are old by unironically admitting they are not on social media

2. When you meet a kid you didn’t know you had, and they immediately introduce you to their child

I got Instagramped by my girlfriend when I admitted that I couldn’t watch the video she texted me.

Instagramp by Hugh Lee Gann March 20, 2026

instagram spite 

When you find out someone you have been pity following is no longer following you. So, you unlike all of their photo's before un-following them. GTS

That asshole from work that I was reluctantly following hasn't liked any of my posts, turns out he is no longer following me. So, I Instagram Spited him and all of the photos I painfully liked before un-following the douche. GTS

instagram spite by GTS Inc April 27, 2017

Rich Kids of Instagram 

A 2016-2017 TV series featuring jetset world of the young and super rich, who share their luxury lives online
are known as the Rich Kids of Instagram. RKOI are some of the world's most affluent Instagram users who flaunt pictures of their luxuries that most people can only dream of. These incredible rich kids have money to burn, party in the world's best nightclubs, shop in the most exclusive boutiques, and share it all on social media.

The rich kids of instagram live a jetset lifestyle accessible only to the ultra-wealthy usually either self-made millionaires, trust-fund kids or sugar babies. They make themselves very easy to be identified when out in public by wearing $2,000 outfits, carrying $5,000 travel bags, dripping in bling bling and covering their eyes with some Gucci/LV shades.

King: I just bought a new private jet. My old one was starting to get annoying since it was too small to fly from the states to the UK without stopped for gas. I need one that I can JetSet with no stops.

Iman: wow congrats Mr Who’s JetSet

King: Thanks. I’m going to snap a photo of my plane and throw it on Instagram with the caption HASHTAG “Rich Kids Of Instagram” and HASHTAG “ NOT DADDY’S MONEY “ …. Hopefully it goes viral!!

Iman: ok sounds good can Miss JetSet Sophia & I take selfies in front of your plane? We are going to be on a magazine cover.

Rich Kids of Instagram by therkoi November 20, 2022

Instagram 

Instagram is like a fridge.

You keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good when you get bored.

Guy1: on a scale of 1-10, how bored are you

Guy2: instagram

Instagram by Ettej September 26, 2019

King of Instagram 

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V

Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the King of Instagram after his latest individual picture on BTS Instagram account which is shared by 6 other members achieved 6 million likes in 2 days which is fastest for a Kpop male idol. With having a personal Instagram handle, without any interaction four of his pictures crossed the 6 million mark.

Kim Taehyung, the KING OF INSTAGRAM, has a strong influence on social media

King of Instagram by kpop crunch May 20, 2021

Instagram Hoe 

A girl who will always pose or do something sexy for their pictures on instagram to get likes and then if the picture doesn't get enough likes they take it down. They are also the ones talking about how guys only want them for their body and crap like that. They are basically attention whores.

John...I bet you if her picture gets no likes she takes it down.
Tom.... Ight Bet
....11 Likes in 24hrs ....Photo Deleted
John...Pay Up
Tom... How'd you know!?!
John... She a instagram Hoe. A materialistic Bitch who Only care about likes/compliments.
Tom... What a damn shame

You: Hey ive seen your pics on instagram and i would really like to know you.
Her: Nooo you just like my body and want me for sex.
You: No i really want to get to know you.
Her: Im not interested in people who just care about looks. Bye.
You: WTF. Guess she was another Instagram Hoe.

Instagram Hoe by .:Torch:.15 March 8, 2014

instagram model 

Girls on instagram who photoshop ALL of their pictures, wear pounds of makeup and have 250k followers. They claim they're models.

Friend 1: You're a model!? Who's your agency?
Friend 2: Instagram
Friend 1: oh... So you're an instagram model, not a real one

instagram model by KGenevieve October 28, 2013