Instagramp

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1. Someone who proves they are old by unironically admitting they are not on social media

2. When you meet a kid you didn’t know you had, and they immediately introduce you to their child

I got Instagramped by my girlfriend when I admitted that I couldn’t watch the video she texted me.

Instagramp by Hugh Lee Gann March 20, 2026

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instagram spite

When you find out someone you have been pity following is no longer following you. So, you unlike all of their photo's before un-following them. GTS

That asshole from work that I was reluctantly following hasn't liked any of my posts, turns out he is no longer following me. So, I Instagram Spited him and all of the photos I painfully liked before un-following the douche. GTS

instagram spite by GTS Inc April 27, 2017

Rich Kids of Instagram

A 2016-2017 TV series featuring jetset world of the young and super rich, who share their luxury lives online
are known as the Rich Kids of Instagram. RKOI are some of the world's most affluent Instagram users who flaunt pictures of their luxuries that most people can only dream of. These incredible rich kids have money to burn, party in the world's best nightclubs, shop in the most exclusive boutiques, and share it all on social media.

The rich kids of instagram live a jetset lifestyle accessible only to the ultra-wealthy usually either self-made millionaires, trust-fund kids or sugar babies. They make themselves very easy to be identified when out in public by wearing $2,000 outfits, carrying $5,000 travel bags, dripping in bling bling and covering their eyes with some Gucci/LV shades.

King: I just bought a new private jet. My old one was starting to get annoying since it was too small to fly from the states to the UK without stopped for gas. I need one that I can JetSet with no stops.

Iman: wow congrats Mr Who’s JetSet

King: Thanks. I’m going to snap a photo of my plane and throw it on Instagram with the caption HASHTAG “Rich Kids Of Instagram” and HASHTAG “ NOT DADDY’S MONEY “ …. Hopefully it goes viral!!

Iman: ok sounds good can Miss JetSet Sophia & I take selfies in front of your plane? We are going to be on a magazine cover.

Rich Kids of Instagram by therkoi November 20, 2022

Instagram

Instagram is like a fridge.

You keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good when you get bored.

Guy1: on a scale of 1-10, how bored are you

Guy2: instagram

Instagram by Ettej September 26, 2019

King of Instagram

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V

Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the King of Instagram after his latest individual picture on BTS Instagram account which is shared by 6 other members achieved 6 million likes in 2 days which is fastest for a Kpop male idol. With having a personal Instagram handle, without any interaction four of his pictures crossed the 6 million mark.

Kim Taehyung, the KING OF INSTAGRAM, has a strong influence on social media

King of Instagram by kpop crunch May 20, 2021

Instagram Hoe

A girl who will always pose or do something sexy for their pictures on instagram to get likes and then if the picture doesn't get enough likes they take it down. They are also the ones talking about how guys only want them for their body and crap like that. They are basically attention whores.

John...I bet you if her picture gets no likes she takes it down.
Tom.... Ight Bet
....11 Likes in 24hrs ....Photo Deleted
John...Pay Up
Tom... How'd you know!?!
John... She a instagram Hoe. A materialistic Bitch who Only care about likes/compliments.
Tom... What a damn shame

You: Hey ive seen your pics on instagram and i would really like to know you.
Her: Nooo you just like my body and want me for sex.
You: No i really want to get to know you.
Her: Im not interested in people who just care about looks. Bye.
You: WTF. Guess she was another Instagram Hoe.

Instagram Hoe by .:Torch:.15 March 8, 2014

instagram model

Girls on instagram who photoshop ALL of their pictures, wear pounds of makeup and have 250k followers. They claim they're models.

Friend 1: You're a model!? Who's your agency?
Friend 2: Instagram
Friend 1: oh... So you're an instagram model, not a real one

instagram model by KGenevieve October 28, 2013

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026