2 definitions by death2lois

Albuquerque Snorkel

Verb: The act of waking one's partner by inserting one's penis into their mouth.

"I'm having a horrible day. John was mad that we didn't have sex last night, so he woke me up with an Albuquerque Snorkel at 5am. I couldn't fall back asleep and now I'm exhausted and my fillings hurt."

by death2lois August 27, 2013

Instagrasm

An orgasm that is reached when masturbating to images on Instagram.

"I was looking at her feed and I was like, I'm about to have an Instagrasm right now!"
"I had an Instagrasm looking at Scarlett Johansson's last post!"

by death2lois March 21, 2017