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instaboner
instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005
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Instadon • instaboner • instabond • instabonerific • instacon • Instadent • instadomme • Instadope • Instadorable • Instagone
instadome
When you upload an image onto the social networking app Instagram, and you proceed to get many likes on the picture, hopefully from many great looking dimes and slampieces to insure maximal domage and increasing the growth of ones social ego.
"Avery how many likes did you get on that picture of the sky with the Camera+ HDR effect on it?"
"Dood I got like 53!!!"
"Damn dood thats mad instadome"
"Dood I got like 53!!!"
"Damn dood thats mad instadome"
instadome by SaulSilver November 20, 2012
instazone
A guy who is used solely by his girlfriend as her personal Instagram photographer.
Often seen holding a camera while his girlfriend strikes numerous poses and tells him which shots to take.
The next step from a boyfriend whose girlfriend is constantly taking selfies.
Often seen holding a camera while his girlfriend strikes numerous poses and tells him which shots to take.
The next step from a boyfriend whose girlfriend is constantly taking selfies.
John came back from holiday having been totally instazoned by his girlfriend. He spent more time looking at her through a camera than actually enjoying himself.
I think I’m in the instazone. All she wants is more pictures.
I think I’m in the instazone. All she wants is more pictures.
instazone by Traveler2018 February 22, 2018
instabonerific
instabonerific by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009
instaboner
instaboner by marcus ownz biatch May 29, 2007
Instadouche
This occurs during the lake season while a girl, preferably in a small bikini, goes tubing. The previously mentioned girl is sitting up right and as the boat goes around a turn one leg slips off the side into the water and the other stays on giving 30 mph water a straight shot at her vagina, instantly cleaning it out of all dirtyness.
"Dude, Sam, did you see Kaitlyn get that instadouche at the lake last weekend?"
"Yeah I might actually eat her out now."
"Yeah I might actually eat her out now."
Instadouche by youwillneverguessme April 15, 2012
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