Inspurting

The act of being so aroused that upon fully grasping the hideous/repulsive reality of the situation; against the spurter'z will, the outward force of what would be ejaculation (Expurtz) continues, but in an inward fashion; thus resulting in the phenomenon that we scientists like to refer to as "inspurting." Such levels of disgust also cause the male genitalia to recede into one's own pelvic region/lower stomach.

Example 1

Man 1: Hey man, would you like to see a picture of a vagina?

Man 2: Hell yeah man, totally. (God, I'm already so close to cumming!)

*Man 1 shows picture of blue waffle*

Man 2: Awww fuck man! Fuck-- now I'm inspurting! Thanks a lot, ass-hole!

Inspurting by Meno123 April 21, 2013

aww inspiring 

a quote, social-media-update or action which will elicite the veritable "aww" because of the "cuteness" of it..this is most often observed on facebook when a status update is followed by 28 "aww's" (mostly by women.......and not so straight men)

Steve's facebook update - "nothing beats sipping hot chocolate with your girl on a cold winter morning"

Gill - awwwwwww
Sandra - awwwwwww
Kate - awwwwwww
Jack - wanna make it better? put some rufis in there
Sally - awwwwwww
Jack - @Sally - I'd love to sip your hot chocolate !!
Zoe - awwwwwww
Jane - awwwwwwww
Gaylord - awwwwwwwwieee
Bala - What a f*%$in aww inspiring update !!

Bala - P.S. - @Sally - I'd LOVE to sip your hot chocolate !!

aww inspiring by hu-b-u February 13, 2012

yawn inspiring 

Something so boring it is the opposite of awe inspiring.

Everyone in the slam dunk contest showed us things we've seen before, it was yawn inspiring.

yawn inspiring by playoffbeard February 13, 2010

inserting the seal team 

masturbating into the toilet, perfomed by a man. usually the term is used by marines.

wew, just got done inserting the seal team

inserting the seal team by dj311 January 30, 2007

insourcing 

Insourcing is the reverse economic process of outsourcing. Insourcing is the process of bringing jobs to the shores of America, where many of those jobs were overseas, perhaps for decades. Insourcing will be widely used and heard in the near future

"Joe, it looks like the President is serious about the future of American jobs. I think they're going to be insourcing our jobs at the docks."

insourcing by [e-mail] February 21, 2012

Boner-Inspiring 

When something is so incredibly awesome, that it just automatically causes a boner. The thing, whatever it might be, just causes sexual stimulations at the meer sight.

"Wherein this most streamlined and trunkless of transports, boner-inspiring though
it may be, wherein are we to reposit our recently deceased cargo?"

Boner-Inspiring by BKlemme September 26, 2005

inscusting 

When something is more than gross, or even disgusting, the word inscusting is the only way to describe it. May also use 'inscust', 'inscustin'. Such as 'You inscust me'.

Man, that fat chick Billy hooked up with last night.. inscusting. Good thing he was too drunk to realize what he was doing.

inscusting by B Rizzle for Shizzle June 22, 2005