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Inglish
The idiomatic aberration of the English language specifically by people of Indian and Pakistani derivation, popularized by "The Simpsons" and 85% of the convenience-store operators in the United States.
"What for you call me?"
"Oooo, they should call the police peoples for him!"
"What? I speak Inglish!"
"Oooo, they should call the police peoples for him!"
"What? I speak Inglish!"
Inglish by Ardent Observer August 4, 2007
Related Words
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Inglish
n. The bastardization of the English language that is used in India and other shithole countries where call-center and technical-support jobs are exported so large corporations can profit off of cheap labor. The negative effects of 'Inglish' are often magnified by the poor telephone quality in these shithole countries. Please note: The term 'shithole' is not intended to be derogatory in this definition. It is merely a classification of these nations based on the fact that most of the residents live in poverty due to the low working wage and must shit into a hole instead of on a toilet. I'm sure they are fine people, they just don't know how to speak English.
Agent: "Wat iz you moher's maden nme?"
Caller: "Dude, I don't speak Inglish. I can't understand a damn thing you are saying. Could you transfer me to someone in the U.S."
Caller: "Dude, I don't speak Inglish. I can't understand a damn thing you are saying. Could you transfer me to someone in the U.S."
Inglish by feed the dogs January 17, 2021
Inglis
Edinburgh street slang for Cocaine.
The actual phrase was thought to have originated down the shore area of Leith and quickly spread up town and now as far as Glasgow and Dunfermline.
The actual phrase was thought to have originated down the shore area of Leith and quickly spread up town and now as far as Glasgow and Dunfermline.
A typical example of the phrase being used at street level:
Hood 1 - "Inglis?" - asking the question.
Hood 2 - "Inglis!" - confirming the answer (yes I have inglis)
Hood 1 - "Inglis?" - asking the question.
Hood 2 - "Inglis!" - confirming the answer (yes I have inglis)
Inglis by Ingliston Market October 21, 2008
Inglis
A town with one red light, one gambling place, two banks, a handful of bars and no jobs. Everyone travels to the power plant or to the neighboring cities. Most people from Inglis don't wear shoes and went to Yankeetown School. Never go to Inglis unless fishing or looking for drugs, it's a trap!
Inglis by ohemgeeitsdougiee January 22, 2017
inglish
inglish by jonnyboo626 April 9, 2017
inglis
A name given to ederly mens hair style when they insist on wearing their grey hair as what is also known as the mulletstyle.but this normally refers to the younger mans hairstyle.Origin is from the great white mullet, Mr Inglis of Australia.
"mummy look at that old mans long grey hair!"
"yes dear thats his inglis, I wonder if he is the great white mullet??"
"yes dear thats his inglis, I wonder if he is the great white mullet??"
inglis by startracker December 26, 2007
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crunchy
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Modified derivative of granola.
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