Inflatulent

A chronic inability of farting, being unable to fart.
by geezerdk February 16, 2012
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Inflatulous

That swelling, bloated feeling one gets due to an accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal. Or, the suffering caused by the accumulation of gas in that same intestinal track.
I just boiled cabbage and beer and I am so inflatulous I think I'm going to explode!

My stomach is so inflatulous I can't fasten my pants.
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Inflatulation

Like the Tantric act of
Injaculation...when a man orgasms without blasting semen anywhere.. to retain his strength, Inflatulation is when you hold a fart inside so long that it goes back up while gaining momentum to wait for an even more innapropriate time to loudly blast its way out without any awareness to the Farter. Thus saving the Farters dignity..only temporarily till you are on a date or in church or a funeral ..anywhere that the sheer power and the noise accompanying the flatulence will be so disruptive and fowl smelling that there will be no question of who and where it came from. And not possible to blame it on a dog or scooting on a chair . Causing inflatulation anxiety
My cousin is goung thru Inflatulation anxiety. After that fart he was holding in got sucked bsck up his ass...Now he's worried that its going to come back around later tonight at the funeral home while giving his Uncle's eulogy..inflatulation anxiety
by Ann M Neesia May 11, 2018
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Inflatulate

You want to inflatulate while making out with your new sweetie.
by cookiefish January 01, 2015
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inflatulation

(derived from the English words flatulate and infatuate)

n. The act of loving someone or something to such an extent that it causes one to pass gas.
Although Dani's inflatulation with Ellie and Davis overwhelmed herself with feelings of joy, everyone around her was overwhelmed by the gaseous smell.
by ga-ga-gorgeous July 20, 2010
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Inflatulation

An appreciation for a good fart (aka flatulence).
John was inflatulated by Tom's explosive volume. His level of inflatulation was very high.
by 3episodesofLITB December 26, 2016
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Inflatulation

To be infatuated with someone until he or she passes gas
After my date at Chipotle, I realized my love for Stacy was simply an inflatulation
by TYtyeur December 09, 2015
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