Inflatulate 

To hold one's fart in

You want to inflatulate while making out with your new sweetie.

Inflatulate by cookiefish December 31, 2014

Infatuated 

The disgustingly happy feeling that is quite similar to a head injury. When infatuated, all common sense fails you. You turn into a giddy, giggling, goofily happy version of yourself that raises the eyebrows of the people that generally know you as a calm, smart, down to earth individual. You lose all sense of time while you're with the object of infatuation. You sit and grin while sitting in traffic remembering all sorts of little details of the times you've spent together. Sometimes, you laugh out loud and strangers look at you in fear and amusement. Your priorities suddenly change, everything that was important is no longer so. You forget or blatantly ditch out on events that don't involve your infatuation. You smile like a fool when their name shows up on your phone, you become a flustered moron when you're with them and yet you love it. You can't shut up to save your life, rambling the weirdest stories you've ever heard coming out of your mouth. Seeing them makes your whole week worthwhile. Dating, staying overnight, and waking up with them feels so amazing you question your sanity. You fall asleep and wake up thinking of the infatuation. You listen to terrible songs that remind you of them and check the urban dictionary to ensure your condition is normal. It's a wonderfully horrible change of character that should be welcomed but kept on a leash, lest someone have you committed.

"Is she walking around smiling to herself, singing, skipping and forgetting all our plans because of the brain injury she received in the car accident?"

"No, that healed up. She's just head over heels infatuated with her man."

Infatuated by Dramatixx86 October 18, 2013

infatuated 

to become overly obsessed with someone or something.

Angela is so infatuated with me.

infatuated by kingsack November 13, 2019

inflatuated 

One who is infatuated with flatulence.

"Hey, did you hear that guy rip one on the conference call?"
"Grow up, loser. Don't be so inflatuated."

inflatuated by creative crew January 12, 2009

Inflatuation 

The stage in a relationship when it’s finally okay to fart.

Natalie and Bradley were on their first vacation together as a couple, when she let loose in the restaurant parking lot. He threw his arms around her and whispered into her ear, “We’re in it for the long haul now... this isn’t just love, it’s INFLATUATION.”

Inflatuation by Bratalie August 31, 2019

infatuated 

To be in love with the idea of being in love.
To assume you're in love without a proper reason.
Usually associated with mainly physical or sexual attraction.

Damn that nigga Ray is infatuated with that ho!

infatuated by The REAL Leader of Christ Club October 17, 2008

Inflatulation 

Like the Tantric act of
Injaculation...when a man orgasms without blasting semen anywhere.. to retain his strength, Inflatulation is when you hold a fart inside so long that it goes back up while gaining momentum to wait for an even more innapropriate time to loudly blast its way out without any awareness to the Farter. Thus saving the Farters dignity..only temporarily till you are on a date or in church or a funeral ..anywhere that the sheer power and the noise accompanying the flatulence will be so disruptive and fowl smelling that there will be no question of who and where it came from. And not possible to blame it on a dog or scooting on a chair . Causing inflatulation anxiety

My cousin is goung thru Inflatulation anxiety. After that fart he was holding in got sucked bsck up his ass...Now he's worried that its going to come back around later tonight at the funeral home while giving his Uncle's eulogy..inflatulation anxiety

Inflatulation by Ann M Neesia June 4, 2018