Infinirape 

Being raped in all orifices, in all dimensions in existence, during all conceivable moments of time in each of those existences.

I'm pretty sure if you covet thy neighbors wife you get infiniraped in by God.

Infinirape by Lew Cid May 18, 2011

infiniwipe 

when the density of one's ass hair prohibits ass wiping from ever being fully complete

I had horrible infiniwipe tonight; i really need to shave my crack

infiniwipe by natlab March 11, 2009

infiniare 

A person with un-limited funds. Some poor bastard sitting in his mansion with so much money he doesn't know what to do with himself!

I wish that stupid bastard would share the wealth! What does he care he's an infiniare!

infiniare by graemebilly January 13, 2007

infiniate

a feeeling you get when you are driving in a car late at night listening to amazerous music and are with friends and or good people. It was first said in the book "the perks of being a wallflower"
a feeling of perpetual bliss in said situation

I feel so infinate right now. he said as they drove thorugh the darkness.

infiniate by LaRue March 1, 2005

infinarate 

The on going movement to destroy every Finnish speaking person.

Guy 1: hey dude, what are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: I'mma go infinarate.
Guy 1: oh cool cool.

infinarate by Kinsyo kresko March 4, 2018

infinidare 

The apex of daring, the apogee, the meridian, the big lebowski, the

Effect: Cannot be negated by any counters other than the Counter-Infinidare +1

If the opponent denies an infinidare, you win the argument, thus creating a paradox and sucking the entire universe into uranus to be swallowed whole.

Darren destroyed the space-time continuum by rejecting the Infinidare, we're now a quadrillion years into playing Dungeons & Dragons and he still hasn't agreed to drop trou, and squeeze out a cleveland steamer on my chest.

infinidare by Riel Rose March 8, 2020

infiniwipe 

The seemingly perpetual act of cleaning the anus, with toilet paper or by hand for example, due to the sheer volume of fecal matter.

I apologize for being tardy for my job interview: I had an infiniwipe.

infiniwipe by DrZaius! September 8, 2010