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Infinirape 

Being raped in all orifices, in all dimensions in existence, during all conceivable moments of time in each of those existences.
I'm pretty sure if you covet thy neighbors wife you get infiniraped in by God.
Infinirape by Lew Cid May 18, 2011
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infiniwipe 

when the density of one's ass hair prohibits ass wiping from ever being fully complete
I had horrible infiniwipe tonight; i really need to shave my crack
infiniwipe by natlab March 11, 2009

infiniare 

A person with un-limited funds. Some poor bastard sitting in his mansion with so much money he doesn't know what to do with himself!
I wish that stupid bastard would share the wealth! What does he care he's an infiniare!
infiniare by graemebilly January 13, 2007
a feeeling you get when you are driving in a car late at night listening to amazerous music and are with friends and or good people. It was first said in the book "the perks of being a wallflower"
a feeling of perpetual bliss in said situation
I feel so infinate right now. he said as they drove thorugh the darkness.
infiniate by LaRue March 1, 2005

infinarate 

The on going movement to destroy every Finnish speaking person.
Guy 1: hey dude, what are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: I'mma go infinarate.
Guy 1: oh cool cool.
infinarate by Kinsyo kresko March 4, 2018

infinidare 

The apex of daring, the apogee, the meridian, the big lebowski, the

Effect: Cannot be negated by any counters other than the Counter-Infinidare +1

If the opponent denies an infinidare, you win the argument, thus creating a paradox and sucking the entire universe into uranus to be swallowed whole.
Darren destroyed the space-time continuum by rejecting the Infinidare, we're now a quadrillion years into playing Dungeons & Dragons and he still hasn't agreed to drop trou, and squeeze out a cleveland steamer on my chest.
infinidare by Riel Rose March 8, 2020

infiniwipe 

The seemingly perpetual act of cleaning the anus, with toilet paper or by hand for example, due to the sheer volume of fecal matter.
I apologize for being tardy for my job interview: I had an infiniwipe.
infiniwipe by DrZaius! September 8, 2010
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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