infiniate

a feeeling you get when you are driving in a car late at night listening to amazerous music and are with friends and or good people. It was first said in the book "the perks of being a wallflower"
a feeling of perpetual bliss in said situation

I feel so infinate right now. he said as they drove thorugh the darkness.

infiniate by LaRue March 1, 2005

Infinitesimal

YOU MAKE ONE MISTAKE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!

Oh he misused the word infinitesimal last week! He thought it meant really big but it actually means really small!

Infinitesimal by Problematic Virgil October 31, 2019

Infinitelyharry 

Sierra is the sexiest fanpage out there she gives free therapy and constantly reminds us how sexy we are <3 ily Sierra

Friend: where did the sudden boost of confidence come from

Me: from infinitelyharry she told me I’m sexy

Infinitelyharry by i<3louis&harry June 29, 2021

Infinite Improbability Drive 

Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":

"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."

"Wow, the Infinite Improbability Drive is really friggin' fast."

Infinite Improbability Drive by Kantankerous November 7, 2008

Infinite love

When you and your loved one are so intimately connected, your hearts beat in sync, and you both know that no matter how far, no matter how long, you will always be there for each other, that's infinite love.

My princess, my love for you is an infinite love.
Your prince.

Infinite love by Asyh.Vysaooy September 29, 2019

infinite poop 

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 5 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive.

oh god not the infinite poop copypasta

infinite poop by dicknommer69 October 22, 2019

Infinigger 

The ridiculous superlative of the word "nigger". It is a superior insult to both nigger, as well as its comparatives such as double nigger.

BigBootyHoe: I don't like gay marriage.
SeXbOxLuver69 : DOUBLE NIGGER!
BigBootyHoe: TRIPLE NIGGER!
SeXbOxLuver69: DOUBLE-TRIPLE NIGGER!
BigBootyHoe: TETRANIGGER!
SeXbOxLuver69: INFINIGGER!
BigBootyHoe: *Gasp* D':

Infinigger by Skittles (: June 1, 2013