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Incurbent 

When one fails to pronounce the word incumbent, resulting in a retarded sounding version of the word. Darcey first created the word when a crowd of people were playing volleyball.
Guy 1: Tyson Gay is the incurbent champion seat 1 in the 100 meter dash in the olympics, right?

Guy 2: You mean he's the incumbent champion seed one in the 100 meter dash. Yes, he is, he holds the world record. But man, you don't want to say incurbent otherwise you'll sound really, really retarded. Oh yeah, also don't say seat one, its seed one.

Guy 1: Aww man, your right, I just pulled a Darcey!!
Incurbent by ChrisFow June 24, 2008
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incurable disease 

a disease that cannot be cured, it is what you hope your room mates suffer from when they steal the best room in the house.
Sammi and Ron arrived at the house first, and took the room up stairs, JWOWW goes upstairs and is shocked it has been taken her response:
JWOWW: "I Hope they get a fucking incurable disease living up there."

Incurbent 

When one fails to pronounce the word "incumbent", resulting in a retarded sounding version of the word.
Jake: George bush was the "incurbent" in the 2004 presidential election right darnell?

Darnell: Well ya, but you mean he was the incumbent. You sound retarded if you say incurbent.

Jake: Aww man your right, i just pulled an M.D.!
Incurbent by ChrisFow June 15, 2008
A sudden sexual envounter involving penetration.
Sally was surprised when she got incursed by her boyfriend late last night.
incursed by MattnJenn October 23, 2009

Incurbent 

When one fails to pronounce the word incumbent, resulting in a retarded sounding version of the word. Darcey first created the word when a crowd of people were playing volleyball.
Guy 1: Tyson Gay is the incurbent champion seat 1 in the 100 meter dash in the olympics, right?

Guy 2: You mean he's the incumbent champion seed one in the 100 meter dash. Yes, he is, he holds the world record. But man, you don't want to say incurbent otherwise you'll sound really, really retarded. Oh yeah, also don't say seat one, its seed one.

Guy 1: Aww man, your right, I just pulled a Darcey!!
Incurbent by ChrisFow June 24, 2008

Incurbent Pose 

The "Darcey Zoolander's" alter ego. Basically the same face, (eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion) but with a different name. This name came about because Darcey was the first to use the word incurbent and also he made the Darcey zoolander, so we decided to incorporate them both into one name.
Guy 1: Oh man, that guy just did the incurbent pose!!!

Guy 2: Whats the incurbent pose?

Guy 1: Ever heard of the darcey zoolander?

Guy 2: Yup

Guy 1: Its basically the same face as that, just with a different name.
Incurbent Pose by ChrisFow June 19, 2008

incrustuation 

A combination of a crush, infatuation, and lust. This occurs when you feel like you could fall in love with a person you randomly meet and are only in their presence for a very short period of time. This commonly occurs when you least expect it, generally in an obscure setting. While these feelings are accomponied by intense sexual desire, a sense of deeper connection is prevelant.
While I was on vacation with my family, I met a waitress at a run-down seafood restaurant. She had brown hair, tan skin, pink finger-nail polish (which I generally don't care for but this was an exception), and a smokin' hot southern Belle accent. I definitely had an incrustuation on this girl of my dreams.
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